Uhh this belongs in goodposting
I'm scared to trip and end up impaling my throat with that flute, I would make a law against it just in case
I'm pretty sure there is a law against that here
I didn't say they won't try
Laws be damned, you can dance if you want to. The night is young, and so am I.
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. 'Cos your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine
🎵 You can dance, you can dance, everyone shit in your pants 🎵
Become ungovernable...
Leprechauns are a minority group
That pan flute's actually a gun
Bang bang.
Yeah I had to learn the hard way that this isn't true. To quote Trump: "Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me. And they did, they did"
toot toot
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo