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[-] victorz@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Dude, it worked, wow. I just imagine something my kids actually made IRL, instant genuine smile. Powerful.

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

I also imagine this guy’s kids’ crafts

[-] qualia@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

My kid demonstrated antimaterialism.

[-] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 7 points 5 days ago

Imagining a kid with an anti-materiel rifle also works.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

I choose that guy's dead wife.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago

The bottom teeth showing isn't a strong indicator, some people do that even with a real smile, but the eyes are a giveaway.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago

Thanks for this! Do you also have one for making your voice sound more trustworthy and less hungry?

[-] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Bro wants to eat someone

[-] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

If you were to just lend me the bread!

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 5 days ago

Speak with a deeper tone, project your voice (sometimes referred to as speaking from your diaphragm), and curse a lot.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

As an autistic person I used something similar to learn how to smile.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Don't forget to make piercing eye contact!

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Wh...what does that look like?

[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Don't have kids, don't want 'em, but what works for me is imagining my cats doing literally anything ☺️

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago
[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Me last night: I put those chips out of reach for a reason!

Child: I can reach the ladder.

Me: You think you're sooooo smart.

My eyes, which can't lie: ooooh smart kid

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

If my kid does something cool I do a "impressed" face

[-] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

bass stank face

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 5 days ago

Imagine your child with a binder full of shinies.

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Ah, crap. I don't have kids. Or neurotypical processing. Or dignity. I'll find a way to cheese it, though.

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

The profile pic makes me doubt their claims.

this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2026
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