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submitted 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] dingus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Do any of you ever wonder where this guy is today?

[-] Generica@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

One time at band camp...

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

If the bandmate in front of you falls, pick up his clarinet and keep playing.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

There are many like it, but this one is constantly out of tune.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 hours ago

The only reason I need a clarinet is so you can hear the noises in my head too.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

Buddy approves

[-] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

"You do not learn to play an instrument, you learn to become an instrument" - Idk, some wise musician probably

[-] darvocet@infosec.pub 9 points 3 hours ago

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

I blow you long time.

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2026
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