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If the DPRK gets in this mix the US will unleash. Drones are checkers, MOABs/JDAM are chess. HIMARS as far as you can see and Patriots/Iron Dome/CIWS. You won’t be able to get a fruit fly in.

And what if we deploy a carrier into the Black Sea.

Game over.

https://lemmy.world/post/50459606/25201453

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[-] cornishon@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 21 hours ago

Zelenskyy says

Might as well quote Bibi scaremongering about Iranian nukes.

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 58 points 1 day ago

North Korea could send fifty billion troops and invade my fridge. They could drink up all our sodas. They could turn our rivers into custard.

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago

They're coming to wreck our websites. dprk-walk

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago

Someone should make a retro RTS and use this for a sprite

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 27 points 22 hours ago

north korea could deploy up to 50,000 petabytes of corrupted raw image files to your server

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

Surprising, because North Korea is a country with only one train and everyone has to get out and push the train

yeonmi-park

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 21 points 21 hours ago

Game over

michael-laugh

These keyboard generals have a very vivid and convenient Imagination

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 day ago

I also uncritically believe whatever the leader of a country at war says

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The people believing this without question are the same people accusing you of uncritically believing Kim Jong Putin Assad Khamenei Gaddafi, who I'm also being told you are in a flourishing gay relationship with.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 12 hours ago

flourishing gay relationship with.

It's true, he just proposed actually

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm very happy for them catgirl-heart

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 54 points 1 day ago

And what if we deploy a carrier into the Black Sea.

Game over.

lol yeah... for the carrier...

[-] EmmiLime@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 day ago

Carrier mysteriously out of commission before even getting deployed.

Rumours of laundry fires...

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

Sometimes carriers just do that

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Weird though, how that didn't happened when they were deployed against enemies that couldn't endanger the carrier.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Yeah it's weird how for decades there's been no media about laundry fires on ships and then suddenly when we're in a war where ships are threatened there's suddenly dozens of laundry fires! Weird!

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of the geopolitics sub on Reddit and how you get mass downvoted if you say the US isn’t some unstoppable force and can be beat

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

Also describes r/NonCredibleDefense

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If the DPRK gets in this mix the US will unleash. Drones are checkers, MOABs/JDAM are chess. HIMARS as far as you can see and Patriots/Iron Dome/CIWS. You won’t be able to get a fruit fly in.

And what if we deploy a carrier into the Black Sea.

Game over.

What is with americans and thinking that shooting missiles and bombs can win wars? They've already proven that they can't beat Iran with that, why do they think it will work against the DPRK?

They have a massively overinflated sense of their power and capabilities.

It’s identical to Douhet doctrine, which was discredited 100 years ago and yet they still keep repeating it as if it’s true

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giulio_Douhet

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Americans are fascists and thus think that all their enemies are weak-willed untermenschen who will crumble the moment they experience the undeniable might of the superior Aryan.

Just one more girls school bro, trust me bro, they are about to crumble

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fucking do it, North Korean resurrection of the USSR please. Coup the Russian government! Seize Ukraine! Do it!!

A girl can dream 😔

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 13 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Why would DPRK coup an allied anti-imperialist government? That would be civil war-infighting within the anti-imperialist bloc. They fully support the current administration, as they should. You don't win world wars by attacking your allies.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

I know but a girl could dream

There are about 185 nations on Earth that need to be couped before Russia in priority

[-] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

The girl is dreaming, let her.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

Ok I know but what if the USSR came back ussr-cry

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

All the haters in the thread raining on the dream doggirl-tears

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[-] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 day ago

We have to up the fear mongering

North Korea Could Deploy Up to 3,969 tonnes of Troops to Russia, Zelenskyy Says

[-] Feed_el_Castro@hexbear.net 11 points 20 hours ago

80kg per troop, with or without equipment?

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Including or not including equipmen- charlie-kirk

[-] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 3 points 14 hours ago

I was assuming without but we could definitely pump those numbers with "Troops and equipment"

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