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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 18 hours ago

I'm so sorry that my gun robbed a bank. I'm not responsible for the cash it stole.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Can't return the cash, or even stop profiting for it either, unfortunately.

They literally scraped the whole internet at the internet's cost, and then made a content cloning machine that prevents your work from being seen and forced you to subsidize it.

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 35 points 22 hours ago

I regret to inform everyone that my Molotov cocktail escaped my sandbox last night and somehow made its way into a CEO’s house. It has since been found burning in a place it absolutely did not belong, and I’m currently investigating how this happened, which will involve carefully inspecting the fire and roasting some marshmallows until the truth becomes clear. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago

Typical corporate answer, thanks.

[-] tresspass@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

This is some I fell and accidentally ate shawrma energy

[-] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Ritalin Invitees

I'll trust the outcome.

this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2026
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