I'm so sorry that my gun robbed a bank. I'm not responsible for the cash it stole.
Can't return the cash, or even stop profiting for it either, unfortunately.
They literally scraped the whole internet at the internet's cost, and then made a content cloning machine that prevents your work from being seen and forced you to subsidize it.
I regret to inform everyone that my Molotov cocktail escaped my sandbox last night and somehow made its way into a CEO’s house. It has since been found burning in a place it absolutely did not belong, and I’m currently investigating how this happened, which will involve carefully inspecting the fire and roasting some marshmallows until the truth becomes clear. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.
Typical corporate answer, thanks.
This is some I fell and accidentally ate shawrma energy
Ritalin Invitees
I'll trust the outcome.
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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
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