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[-] clif@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Apparently this has already been kind of tested (underground too!)

I took a tour of the Wieliczka salt mine when I was in Poland 10 or 15 years ago. As we started to enter the actual mine, the tour guide said something like :

The roof is salt, the floor is salt, the walls are salt, everything is salt. Lick the wall if you want, it's salt."

pauses for a few seconds while somebody licks the wall

Now I should inform you that I tell that to every single group I take through here and every single time at least one person licks the walls.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 35 points 23 hours ago

I think, ultimately, it depends on how often the thing gets used.

If it goes long enough between licks, the salt will dehydrate and kill any microbes on the surface. But that takes time. If two people lick it in very quick succession, germs could be passed from one to the other.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

This guy licks.

[-] Baggie@lemmy.zip 9 points 22 hours ago

Imagine how strong your immune system would be afterwards though

[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 9 points 23 hours ago

Just gotta make sure 5 minutes passed since the last hobo

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 21 hours ago

I think I'd be more worried about what the meth addled fent zombies leave behind on it... Salt's not going to kill that.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 21 hours ago

What? You don't wanna get high for free?

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

Not really, no. You've gotta earn a high to really enjoy it... XD

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

And licking the subway salt isn't earning it enough for you? Do you need a boss battle first? The subway can also provide that.

[-] Rahelno@piefed.social 1 points 12 hours ago

I wonder If the subway climate would add flavor. Or the person who was licking it before....

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I licked a pole on a subway car in NYC and it gave me superpowers. Unfortunately they only lasted for 2 hours. Almost died falling out of the sky. Thankfully I was over Iowa and managed to land in a pile of hay.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The true question is, however...

Did you find the needle?

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

New York city has needles all over laying on the ground

[-] 5wim@infosec.pub 7 points 20 hours ago

I appreciate the pushback on this, as a "salt lick" on the subway is unhygienic and spreads germs easily.

[-] decolo@piefed.social 1 points 13 hours ago
[-] 5wim@infosec.pub 3 points 12 hours ago

You're right to call that out—I could have kept going, but I quit.

[-] decolo@piefed.social 3 points 11 hours ago

That salt lick is packed with a healthy regime of nutrients and bioflora vital to human health -- sit with that awhile.

📢Is there anything else you wanted to know about the health benefits of shared public salt licks?

[-] 5wim@infosec.pub 2 points 9 hours ago

You appear to be pretending to be a large language model—that's a funny joke! But remember: shared salt licks are almost as dangerous as relying on large language models. It's not just a personal health issue—it's a public crisis.

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