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Do not lick the subway salt (thelemmy.club)
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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I licked a pole on a subway car in NYC and it gave me superpowers. Unfortunately they only lasted for 2 hours. Almost died falling out of the sky. Thankfully I was over Iowa and managed to land in a pile of hay.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The true question is, however...

Did you find the needle?

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

New York city has needles all over laying on the ground

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