At the neighborhood BBQ

"So which Dick do you live on?"

"Oh, I'm on the Long Dong, on the tip."

I bet a bunch of dickheads live there

Nah, the urban planner was Jeff “dick fetish” Bezos.

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It was an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny

Residential zone of weenies

Maybe the urban planner was just in a very “penis” state of mind.

And what’s wrong with that? Don’t be so judgmental. Obviously, the city planner approved this, as did several contractors who agreed to build all of this out.

All of this didn’t happen in a vacuum. Obviously, lots of people approved this very “penis-forward“ design.

Learn to embrace the penis.

Gentlemen, you see your friends all around you? Penis, the infinite board game we’re all born with! Suck it, fuck it, slap it around, Everyone’s a weiner! The only way to lose is not to play with it! ❤️

Because it vaguely resembles dicks or a fist if you squint real hard or because it's a difficult to navigate cul de sac? Because the difficult part is on purpose to dissuade people from passing through, and the dicks part is just the result of adding a loop at the end of the road.

”So where do you live?"

"Oh I'm over in New Penisville, you know, by the links..."

It's a holdover from the age of cannon warfare, in the early modern period.

The tip of each peninsula is where you shoot from.

i like the idea i just wish the dicks were a bit shorter so the tips got a good view on the water. This way here its just nearly crossing swords.

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