i've learned to recognize this cute girl with absurd arrest news meme format as fake

Fun fact: In medieval Spain, because of the constant wars between Christian and Muslim kingdoms a lot of land could not have been used for farming. Big chunks of land would pass from one side to another, people would have to move and abandon their crops. This led to rise of big sheep herding industry - sheep could be moved out of the way of incoming army. But the hot climate forced people to move the sheep into to mountains during summers. This migrations - summers in mountains and winters in warmer southern regions - created high quality product - merino wool. To protect growing wool industry special laws were enacted that created protected herding routes that in many places can be seen to this day:

To celebrate this heritage there's a "herding day" held in Madrid when sheep and goats from the mountains of Leon pass through the capital on their way to the winter grazing sites:

Lots of people take their unruly kids through Walmart, I don't understand the problem. Was it the jug?

It's not just fake, some version are AI generated. Here are other versions from search engines:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FHKPnac2XsAAfxdb.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=144294dc88e382125f7326bc9e331a94e790331f063920cc892eb6e5439cc544

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Dammit... be the drunk goat lady you want to see in the world.

Don't let this lady's antics distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

I detect zero regrets.

I like the cut of her jib

"THEY'RE SERVICE GOATS! YOU CANT ASK ME ABOUT THEM!"

I now have a new dream

I didn't know that wasn't allowed

Florida woman: not bad kid

I didn't know we could get Margaritas in a jug

Can I pet the goats?

As one does.

Does she have a sister?

Not a bad lifestyle if you ask me.

At least some people have it figured out.

!justgalsbeingchicks@piefed.zip

Sounds like a solid hang tbh

I had two shipments of soylent replaced because they were both stale and well, the replacements were also stale... so now I have four shipments, ~70kg, of useless powder just stacked around my room. -_-

goat roper chicks need love too