Sweet thang?

Mon Petit Chou French for "my little cabbage".

bangwI', qochwI', or par'Machkai

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Slab Bulkhead

Bridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Hold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair

Flint Ironstag

Bolt Vanderhuge

Thick McRunfast

Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots

Crunch Slamchest

Fist Rockbone

Stump Beefknob

Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin

Buck Plankchest

Stump Junkman

Dirk Hardpec

Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock

Crud Bonemeal

Brick Hardmeat

Rip Slagcheek

Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornbody

Slate Fistcrunch

Buff Hardback

Bob Johnson

Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak

Slab Squatthrust

Lump Beefbroth

Touch Rustrod

Beef Blastbody

Big McLargehuge

Smoke Manmuscle

Beat Punchmeat

Hack Blowfist

Roll Fizzlebeef

Ones I use: “My liege”, pal, beans, Slagathor, buns, honey buns, honey bunches of oats, oats, oat milk, oat milk latte, latte, soy latte, soy, soy sauce (you have to do this in a progression or else it won’t make any sense)

Pookie for one of you, Snookums for the other. I’m not going to tell you which way round the names go; you have to work some of this shit out for yourself.

It's quite hard to find something that doesnt sound silly. We kinda failed with my partner so we use "ange" for angel in french, which is cringe af, but we add an n- prefix that makes it sound silly anyway, so nange, to lean into the dumb side of the force. Otherwise the classical "chéri(e)" (which i believe is the equivalent of "darling" in use, but literally speaking means cherished) is the one that feels the most natural. But anyway, i dont think you can find a better one than serendipitous saccharide !

I've used "darling" a lot, especially when I was dating a non-binary person.

My current gf and I use "goober" or "goobie" a lot as an old inside joke thats just part of us now.

Senpai

Bonus points if you make an overly exaggerated effort to talk like a caricature of an anime romcom protagonist.

Little Poop, Little Fart, Little Terror, Little Pug (as in the dog). Believe it or not these are all extremely common in Dutch!

Edit: to be fair they sound better in dutch

Droopy Bollocks

I’ve always loved mon petit chou chou which is roughly “my little cabbage cabbage” from French. I also like jannu, which I think is “my soul” in Urdu? Also solnyshko, little sun, from the Russian, is very fun.

I'm officially Sweet Potato.

I thought it was hilarious to actually stop using anything other their formal name with my ex.

Sugar britches, sugar tits, sugar biscuits

Sausage - my bf's one size fits all term for those he loves, from actual sausages to his pets and me

Goose (like silly goose) is one of my favourites.

Pudding, sweetness, lover, cutie, my beloved, man of my heart, man of my dreams, my dream come true

Man I'm ruining out of ridiculous sounding names lol

My wife's contact name in my phone is "Hot Stuff".

Honey pie, honey lamb, honey child

Something overly masculine, like hunky or studly.