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[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 2 hours ago

I just want to eat peyote and talk to a coyote that sounds like Johnny Cash.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 4 points 54 minutes ago

For me it was an immersion blender

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 52 minutes ago* (last edited 52 minutes ago)

I hella want one of those, myself.

And the pasta making attachments for my KitchenAid.

[-] thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 3 points 48 minutes ago

The immersion blender changes things.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 45 minutes ago

Hopefully it changes them from a loose collection of ingredients into an emulsification.

[-] thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 3 points 35 minutes ago

Once you make your own mayo there's no going back.

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Wife: An air fryer? I thought you said you were going to the desert?

Me: no, I’m going to the desert, on drugs. I can’t cook there!

Wife: yeah, well, I’m stoned and going to target. I guess I can’t buy your air fryer there either, asshole

[-] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 hours ago

he just like me fr

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Learn to manage your expectations.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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