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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago
[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Lol pothead. They mean non drug vapes

[-] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

pot's not a drug. you cook in pots. and wear them on your head for jousting

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

the pot goes to my belly and lungs, not my head. that's not how air works.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

Fuck the niccy nippy, give me the THC titty

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 24 points 10 hours ago

C'mon. It's hard enough to quit without you making it so fucking sexy

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 7 hours ago

To be fair it is a useful tool for quitting smoking, I have several friends who've done so. Granted we're all in like our 40s now so yeah, not trendy, just trying to avoid lung cancer.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm not talking about the people using it as a temporary tool to quit smoking

[-] radiouser@crazypeople.online 27 points 12 hours ago

I don't get the hate.

I quit smoking with vaping and then reduced the nicotine levels down to 0 before quitting that too. Might not be for everyone but it certainly did me the world of good.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 3 hours ago

There's massive propaganda against it in the US.

Every negative study that found harmful shit in vapes was either specifically designed to produce harmful shit (like firing a CE4 cart for 90 seconds at 2x normal voltage to produce formaldehyde), or the results were misrepresented (like the heavy metal study where all levels were orders of magnitude less than cigarettes, far below OSHA standards, with some even being lower than atmospheric levels).

[-] frostlytt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 hours ago

i dont mind smokers turned vapers, but i think vapes get a bad rep because half its target audience ends up being children

i know in my old high school vapes were plentiful

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 3 hours ago

Vaping's target market has never been kids. But kids will always want to do stuff they're not allowed to.

I'd 1000% prefer kids try vaping over smoking.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I'm trying to get an invite to the Playa Haters Ball.

[-] Chef@sh.itjust.works 38 points 15 hours ago

Let me suck my robot dick in peace, please.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 12 hours ago

I'd never considered vaping before, but you've sold me on it, just as you meant to!

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 41 points 17 hours ago

Now everyone at work is looking at me weird for saying I was going outside to breastfeed

[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

The last place I worked at had a room set aside for breastfeeding that never got used. Sign on the door said 'Lactating Mothers'. Totally stole it to use for my upcoming psychobilly band, coincidentally, called The Lactating Mothers.

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

Seems like a valid reason. Breastfeeding random folks on the street is what God intended.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago

I’m having flashbacks to Disneyland.

The exit at space mountain.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh. oh. OH. that was the weirdest toilet

[-] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

If you know, you know.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 17 hours ago

Uhm, well it's not like I've got hot milky mamas banging down my door to breastfeed me. What else do you expect me to do? Not lazily dream about big milky titties drowning me in milk?

Wait, what were we talking about again?

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 12 points 16 hours ago

Where can I sign up for this?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

Space Mountain.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 16 hours ago

If I knew, I wouldn't share.

[-] Viceversa@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 2 points 13 hours ago

Sorry buddy, i'm about $20k short of being halfway there

[-] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 16 hours ago

The only thing that could make sucking on some titties better is if they dispensed drugs. I've never tried it with a woman who's lactating and it'd probably be kinda hot as a novelty, but the milk is not the selling point, I'm interested in the tits themselves. So I wouldn't say I miss breastfeeding, I'd just usually rather be sucking on some titties than whatever else I'm doing. Also I just really like nicotine.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Listen: you've gotta find yourself a lactating woman. Great fun.

And, yeah, I vape. 😎

You could try asking onahole for that. Or Realbotix. Evidently, it would give bored teachers something to do during class.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago

Vapes are pacifiers for adults.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

And cocaine is sugar for adults. First time I've ever thought the word "cope" should exist

[-] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

I have tried to find this custom tank and I have failed. My disappointment reaches to the clouds.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago

What if I just like zucchini duck

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago

Is that like lemon chicken?

[-] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Ah, that's why may buddy always says MOMMY, MOMMY, GIVE ME MILKIES! before he starts vaping.

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