Black Mirror episode where you search for things by hitting the vape and it delivers the response straight to your brain
Nah. Smoking looks cool, and no one ever looks cool on their phone
What about a phone shaped cig? Checkmate atheist!
They look cool in their phone.
Ban phoning indoors. This is a no phone zone
Or outdoors. I'm not sure which would be better.
yeah but no one was ever REQUIRED to smoke cigs for their job, unless you were a movie star or in advertising or something.
Yes phones are a significant technological improvement over cigs.
Smoking helps in certain jobs, less so these days due to the successful anti tobacco campaigns. But cigs definitely can't run gps or push notifications.
A lot of places now offer 2 15 minute "cell phone breaks" instead of smoke breaks.
Nobody with a soul offers breaks in 15 min increments. Hate that shit.
I convinced our boss to make the hour worth of breaks freeform. It took like 2 years of convincing and just doing it that way until he made it the official policy though.
Chapotraphouse
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