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Tesla swapped a solar owner's lease contract for the Book of Enoch (electrek.co)

submitted 15 hours ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 28 points 12 hours ago

You should always have your own copy of any contract. Don't rely on the other party to keep one for you.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 minutes ago

Well doesnt this mean this person can stop making payments and keep the panelssince there's no contract dictating that they keep paying on the lease?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 43 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Mfw my mortgage had an entire section titled "Lorem ipsum", written completely in Latin.

[-] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago

Fun fact: The Lorem Ipsum text ain't real Latin

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world -2 points 7 hours ago

I mean, it's chunks of real latin.

[-] nautevenkidding@feddit.org 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Edit: This seems to be wrong, see the thread for context.

If by chunks you mean individual letters of the latin alphabet.

Otherwise no, lorem ipsum is pseudo-latin, meant to emulate letter frequency and word length of latin, but not actual latin words.

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

What? Yes it does. "Ipsum" is a latin word, it means "itself". It's a fragment of "[Do]lorem ipsum, dolor sit amet", "pain itself, for being pain". It's from, IIRC, Cicero.

[-] nautevenkidding@feddit.org 5 points 3 hours ago

Huh, I guess you're right. At least regarding the first paragraph(s), which I would argue is the relevant part.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca -3 points 4 hours ago

All those "begats" at the beginning of the old testament. Everyone grew extremely old and died, except for Enoch. He broke the pattern. While he was a young man he went and "walked with God". They left his story out of the bible but it lives on in the apocrypha.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago

better start learning enochian.

[-] SourDragon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I hate my spouse so fucking much

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

Not sure how much of this to believe, but don't sign any arbitration agreements

[-] SilentKnight1369@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

Elon: "Hey mary what happened to that file with the biblical text?.... mary?....."

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