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[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 14 hours ago

Isn't there a category for adult content where they... ๐Ÿฅบ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ ?

[-] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

What?! Fuckin hell man, everything's fake these days :( at least we still got wrestling

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

That makes sense. I knew being in polyamorous relationships was not that common

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? Those meant my parents didn't love each other.

[-] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Hahaha You had me in the first half and then I laughed. Nice one

[-] aldhissla@piefed.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

We all figured the divorce 20 years ago would've clued you in.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I always thought my stepdad was just giving my dad pointers, because dad sometimes just sat in the corner watching.

Anyways I think they are all still good friends, because I find them eating breakfast together.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Ew. I am officially yucking your yum.

How many of us have that shared experience of finding their parents self-porn? Is that a 90s thing? I can't imagine it happens in the digital age.

[-] kossa@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

In the 90s you found it on the attic, today you find it on the internet.

[-] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

Most of them aren't even step siblings.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 13 hours ago

Most of them aren't even step siblings: ๐Ÿ˜€

Most of them aren't even step siblings: ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

I don't remember the meme name so bear with the cringe emoji thing

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

So you're saying there's a chance...

[-] JackTea@piefed.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I... Uh... I'm gonna cry in a corner

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

I am afraid... most

[-] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[-] decolo@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago

Step-husband what are you doing

[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 52 points 1 day ago

meh ... lots of married people don't love each other either.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Itโ€™s not even necessarily a negative thing. My parents were quite functional caregivers and role models despite this fact. They held each other in only the highest respect.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

married 17 years, can confirm.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

oof. Glad I dodged that bullet. She broke up with me less than a year after I proposed. After time and separation, I realized how fucking bad that relationship was

[-] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Hey champ I happen to know for a fact, all those guys loved your mom very much.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Thoroughly, you might say.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

It gets even worse when sometimes you see a really really good porn. The kind you like so much that you eventually watch all 40 minutes of at different times. And the guy in the porn kinda looks like a jacked version of you. And the characters first name is the same as your name. And you take note of what the womans name is.

Then years later you see a different porn with the same woman, but a different guy. And you're like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ASHLEY??? YOU'RE MARRIED TO RICHARD!!!! WHO IS THIS???? YOU LOVE DICK, ASHLEY!!!! DIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!"

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago

... are... you are shipping... porn actors?

You've made a porno fancanon universe?

... ok. I don't even know what to say to that, I'm mostly just astounded.

[-] OtakuAllTheWay@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Plenty of irl couples in porn.

[-] tpyo@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

I'll use your comment to piggyback. Some of the HOTTEST I've seen are from actual partners where it's an actual understanding of each other, where there's real affection. Or taking a step back and watching them discuss their kinks and bedroom play casually

[-] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

God. So incredibly sexy when it's real attraction. Plus one of my strongest kinks is seeing people in pleasure. So, even greater that attraction when they also romantically enjoy giving each other pleasure.

[-] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

What now ? You gonna say they are not married ?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

OP said they don't love each other. Obviously they're married or they wouldn't be having sex.

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Sometimes the cumshot isnt even real ๐Ÿ˜ข

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Sex without love is just dirty.

So dirty.

[-] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sometimes step-siblings just donโ€™t have the time to form that kind of bond if theyโ€™re older when their parents get married.

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Idk why this is making me chuckle so much ๐Ÿ˜„ His fuckin face is killing me.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

Solution: make up some original characters with designs one likes, make up some lore that they have some cutesy loving relationship, and draw or write some for yourself with whatever vibe you want it to have. Also lets one turn horny feelings into motivation to practice creative expression which can then make for something of a hobby.

Start reading better porn? Just get a yuri manga, like "Love My Boss [Wife]"

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