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[–] 31 points 2 months ago (1 child)

It gets even worse when sometimes you see a really really good porn. The kind you like so much that you eventually watch all 40 minutes of at different times. And the guy in the porn kinda looks like a jacked version of you. And the characters first name is the same as your name. And you take note of what the womans name is.

Then years later you see a different porn with the same woman, but a different guy. And you're like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ASHLEY??? YOU'RE MARRIED TO RICHARD!!!! WHO IS THIS???? YOU LOVE DICK, ASHLEY!!!! DIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!"

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