Puritans, renowned for their sexually-enticing clothing showing off a lot of skin.
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It's terminal coomer brain. The AI prompt for this 100% was "Quaker woman but with HUGE TITS"
The paradox of terminal coomer brain combined with “we represent the continuation of Puritanism.” They put on airs of upholding tradition cultural values while fundamentally being hedonists who want none of that restraint. They just need something to give their whites-only carnal desire a veil of principle.
Not necessarily. Open AI is trained with so much porn, and people ask it for so much porn, that it just assumes that all requests should include huge tits automatically.
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reminder that the pilgrims were so smelly and ugly the natives thought they were absolutely disgusting
And the pilgrims had to keep building walls around their settlements so their "trad wives" wouldn't sneak off in the middle of the night and go and join the nearby native societies that would treat them like people and not like baby factories.
I would love to see a source on this. No really. Being able to shove this as a fact in specific people's faces would make my whole decade. Please have a legitimate source.
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Ah yes, the Pilgrims... famously Catholic
tradprots
when I saw tradprots my mind automatically corrected it to "Tradtrots" and I'm sitting here wondering wtf is that even
Tradcaths are fetishists and you won’t convince me otherwise
You're actually right, most of this shit did come from the conservative side of the fetish community
I have no idea how they broke containment but I really wasn't paying much attention to these weirdos
Me and my friends are all in a communist compound and we have huge fucking tits and arms you fucking losers
inclusive 'and', each individual has huge tits and huge biceps
An account that claims to be posting W's and yet the posts are CGI. Interesting.
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Artificial, plastic, performative, insecure, and abrasive on purpose to "trigger the libs."
As usual. 
Dude's elbow is right in the candle
When you're cycling that much HGH you really don't feel anything at skin level.
Yeah he's so tough stuff like that doesn't even bother him, not like you weak leftists
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They look like historically accurate pilgrims to me. Cant wait till they replace all the pictures in history books with such life like depictions 
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Has the person running this account ever been to church? The average catholic man is either a tall skinny stick or a somewhat overweight dad dude. No comments on the woman too lol, just really weird terminally online bullshit.
There supposed to be Puritans, so definitely NOT Catholic. It's still pretty fucking weird though.
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puritans didn't work out. the pursuit of such would be a sinful vanitie 
Trads reproduce by budding apparently, the baby is still fused to the mother's neck at its hand.
Wearing no shirt? Uncovered breasticles? Having a black belt in blowjobs? Visible wrists? These heathens would've been burned at the stake in their trad-utopia
Baby like "mama mia look at these milkers! :D "
history facts: among other things, the pilgrims who landed in america who made the first thanksgiving brought with them a fuck ton of trenbolone
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Conservatives have more brain power in their penis head than in their actual head.
What if...bara pilgrims....
That's a pumpkin pie - frosted - with a smaller pumpkin on top as decoration. Right next to the gelatinized something pie, a family staple of course. And SOME PEOPLE say AI isn't smart.
I want to know the AI generation terms they used.
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