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[–] [email protected] 120 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Puritans, renowned for their sexually-enticing clothing showing off a lot of skin.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's terminal coomer brain. The AI prompt for this 100% was "Quaker woman but with HUGE TITS"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The paradox of terminal coomer brain combined with “we represent the continuation of Puritanism.” They put on airs of upholding tradition cultural values while fundamentally being hedonists who want none of that restraint. They just need something to give their whites-only carnal desire a veil of principle.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Not necessarily. Open AI is trained with so much porn, and people ask it for so much porn, that it just assumes that all requests should include huge tits automatically.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 10 months ago (3 children)

app store F2P game lookin ass

[–] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Save your settlement from the savages! Impress the local maiden with your traditional values!

White Supremacist: Factions at War

Download now!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

tfw your perfect existence is just an Evony ad

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 10 months ago (1 children)

god I'm so tired of AI "art"

[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (37 children)

I think we need to just start calling it "content" AI generated content is not art, especially in a context like this

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

It's actually really easy to use an already made distinction, they're Computer Generated Images. (CGI)

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 10 months ago (1 children)

reminder that the pilgrims were so smelly and ugly the natives thought they were absolutely disgusting

[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And the pilgrims had to keep building walls around their settlements so their "trad wives" wouldn't sneak off in the middle of the night and go and join the nearby native societies that would treat them like people and not like baby factories.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I would love to see a source on this. No really. Being able to shove this as a fact in specific people's faces would make my whole decade. Please have a legitimate source.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the Pilgrims... famously Catholic

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

when I saw tradprots my mind automatically corrected it to "Tradtrots" and I'm sitting here wondering wtf is that even

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

"Tradtrots" and I'm sitting here wondering wtf is that even

probably this

[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sexual pathology, in my politics? It's more likely than you think!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tradcaths are fetishists and you won’t convince me otherwise

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You're actually right, most of this shit did come from the conservative side of the fetish community

I have no idea how they broke containment but I really wasn't paying much attention to these weirdos

[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me and my friends are all in a communist compound and we have huge fucking tits and arms you fucking losers

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

inclusive 'and', each individual has huge tits and huge biceps

[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (2 children)

An account that claims to be posting W's and yet the posts are CGI. Interesting.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago

Artificial, plastic, performative, insecure, and abrasive on purpose to "trigger the libs."

As usual. lenin-sleeping

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Dude's elbow is right in the candle

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

When you're cycling that much HGH you really don't feel anything at skin level.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah he's so tough stuff like that doesn't even bother him, not like you weak leftists

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He does have tougher elbows, gotta hand it to him.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

They look like historically accurate pilgrims to me. Cant wait till they replace all the pictures in history books with such life like depictions so-true

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Has the person running this account ever been to church? The average catholic man is either a tall skinny stick or a somewhat overweight dad dude. No comments on the woman too lol, just really weird terminally online bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There supposed to be Puritans, so definitely NOT Catholic. It's still pretty fucking weird though.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (6 children)

All politics is revealed as sexual pathology.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

The VVitch (2015)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

puritans didn't work out. the pursuit of such would be a sinful vanitie very-smart

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

Trads reproduce by budding apparently, the baby is still fused to the mother's neck at its hand.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wearing no shirt? Uncovered breasticles? Having a black belt in blowjobs? Visible wrists? These heathens would've been burned at the stake in their trad-utopia

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My horrifying mutant flesh family.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

Baby like "mama mia look at these milkers! :D "

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I could bite his nipples off with zero effort

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (5 children)

history facts: among other things, the pilgrims who landed in america who made the first thanksgiving brought with them a fuck ton of trenbolone

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Conservatives have more brain power in their penis head than in their actual head.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (4 children)

That baby with a demonically large smile

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

What if...bara pilgrims....

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

That's a pumpkin pie - frosted - with a smaller pumpkin on top as decoration. Right next to the gelatinized something pie, a family staple of course. And SOME PEOPLE say AI isn't smart.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

I want to know the AI generation terms they used.

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