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[-] [email protected] 120 points 2 years ago

Puritans, renowned for their sexually-enticing clothing showing off a lot of skin.

[-] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago

It's terminal coomer brain. The AI prompt for this 100% was "Quaker woman but with HUGE TITS"

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The paradox of terminal coomer brain combined with “we represent the continuation of Puritanism.” They put on airs of upholding tradition cultural values while fundamentally being hedonists who want none of that restraint. They just need something to give their whites-only carnal desire a veil of principle.

[-] [email protected] 107 points 2 years ago

app store F2P game lookin ass

[-] [email protected] 73 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Save your settlement from the savages! Impress the local maiden with your traditional values!

White Supremacist: Factions at War

Download now!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

tfw your perfect existence is just an Evony ad

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[-] [email protected] 78 points 2 years ago

reminder that the pilgrims were so smelly and ugly the natives thought they were absolutely disgusting

[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the Pilgrims... famously Catholic

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when I saw tradprots my mind automatically corrected it to "Tradtrots" and I'm sitting here wondering wtf is that even

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[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago

Sexual pathology, in my politics? It's more likely than you think!

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago

Tradcaths are fetishists and you won’t convince me otherwise

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're actually right, most of this shit did come from the conservative side of the fetish community

I have no idea how they broke containment but I really wasn't paying much attention to these weirdos

[-] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago

Me and my friends are all in a communist compound and we have huge fucking tits and arms you fucking losers

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

inclusive 'and', each individual has huge tits and huge biceps

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

An account that claims to be posting W's and yet the posts are CGI. Interesting.

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

Artificial, plastic, performative, insecure, and abrasive on purpose to "trigger the libs."

As usual. lenin-sleeping

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Dude's elbow is right in the candle

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

When you're cycling that much HGH you really don't feel anything at skin level.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Yeah he's so tough stuff like that doesn't even bother him, not like you weak leftists

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

He does have tougher elbows, gotta hand it to him.

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They look like historically accurate pilgrims to me. Cant wait till they replace all the pictures in history books with such life like depictions so-true

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Has the person running this account ever been to church? The average catholic man is either a tall skinny stick or a somewhat overweight dad dude. No comments on the woman too lol, just really weird terminally online bullshit.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

There supposed to be Puritans, so definitely NOT Catholic. It's still pretty fucking weird though.

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All politics is revealed as sexual pathology.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

The VVitch (2015)

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

puritans didn't work out. the pursuit of such would be a sinful vanitie very-smart

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Trads reproduce by budding apparently, the baby is still fused to the mother's neck at its hand.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wearing no shirt? Uncovered breasticles? Having a black belt in blowjobs? Visible wrists? These heathens would've been burned at the stake in their trad-utopia

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

My horrifying mutant flesh family.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Baby like "mama mia look at these milkers! :D "

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

I could bite his nipples off with zero effort

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

history facts: among other things, the pilgrims who landed in america who made the first thanksgiving brought with them a fuck ton of trenbolone

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Conservatives have more brain power in their penis head than in their actual head.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

That baby with a demonically large smile

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

I want to know the AI generation terms they used.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

What if...bara pilgrims....

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Back in the 1600's boob job technology was not precise enough to make to equally large boobs. Also, back then spirit levels were very unreliable so the boobs would often be out of level.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

That's a pumpkin pie - frosted - with a smaller pumpkin on top as decoration. Right next to the gelatinized something pie, a family staple of course. And SOME PEOPLE say AI isn't smart.

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