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[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

..-b-but we can move him left! funny-clown-hammer

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Is there a list of people who said that? I want to bully them.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

He's fighting fascism!

[-] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago

biden-forgor "Hoo boy, this whole 'genocide Joe' thing is killing my poll numbers. I've got to do something about this!"

hopium "Wow, are you really going to listen to the will of the People and start working toward a meaningful and just peace in Palestine?"

biden-harbinger "What? No! I'm gonna get this shit done so quick that most Americans will forget all about it before they vote!"

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

Genuine dark Brandon moment

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Which one of you summoned Dark Brandon into existence as a joke? Have you realized what you have done?

Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Let this be a warning.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Dear god, what have I done

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Gee, I sure do wish that Donald Trump's philosophy was on the more moderate side of the US political spectrum!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

be careful if you try to hex putin

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

DO NOT fight Allah on the astral plane

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

No more half measures, Walter?

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

Genocide Joe moving heaven and earth for the settlers.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

He is so fucked. He was only useful to Ukraine's nazis so long as he was bringing western support. Now those same nazis have seen western support dry up in favour of giving that support to Israel. I'd bet good money on a "stabbed in the back by our Jewish leader" narrative taking serious root in Ukraine.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

I am convinced that in the future Zelensky steps into a time machine and returns to the past to live out his old age as Hide The Pain Harold

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

meant to edit and not reply to myself but w/e

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

Just die already you old piece of shit

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

let's "finish the job" - Genocide Joe 2024

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Hamas is winning, perhaps...

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

This is so funny considering they had “heated debates” on whether to send Ukraine their top secret wunderwaffe or just keep flooding them with Soviet weapons

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Ben Shapiro now be like "I would die for this man"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Nah the conservatives still say he's controlled by the SeeSeePee and is a devout commie

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

There were restrictions?

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