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[–] 48 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Didn’t the previous round almost kill off the Kentucky bourbon industry?

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  • [–] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    He loathes his constituents, so that's probably a plus in his mind.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago

    Lotsa people don't know this but Ship General Nelson was a top guy in the British navy. After he died - they put him in brandy because he died a long way away from home but they wanted to bury him in England even though he was very, very far way and very, very dead. Maybe after McConnell dies and is very, very dead - they can put him in Kentucky bourbon if that business isn't already dead. Maybe already dead? Why'd it die? When will McConnell be very, very dead. Maybe already?

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago

    In his ideal world, Trump would have the same level of power, influence and money, but his constituents would be paedophiles who can recite Pirates of Penzance by memory, but instead he's got paedophiles who are illiterate and paedophiles who identify with Rorschach from Watchmen.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 month ago

    actually existing beast mode:

    tariff stuff

    supreme court wakes up in a year

    "that's illegal, chief"

    pay the companies back

    on paper profits go vroom-vroom

    s&p goes vroom-vroom

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  • [–] 46 points 1 month ago (13 children)

    Does anyone give a shit any more?

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  • [–] 29 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Round 3 or something for Canadians to get even more nationalist I guess

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    On the upside, more anti American.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago

    The anti-Americanism comes with zero introspection, I can’t stand listening to it. Anti-Americanism without it being rooted in anti-imperialism is just weird nationalist ego stroking.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    What are the maple maga saying?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    They love trump, and think he's going to save Canada through annexation.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    One maple maga person I know had no idea about US healthcare. She said “in Canada you have to wait 6 months to get seen by a specialist” and I replied “here you have to wait 6 months and go into thousands of dollars of debt”

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  • [–] [S] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Idk. Americans who drink Crown Royal are probably going to be upset.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Harder to imagine a more lowly, repulsive group than that

    Canadian whiskey is straight dog piss

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  • [–] 29 points 1 month ago

    remember when this same guy signed a free trade agreement with Canada during his first term? lmao

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  • [–] 27 points 1 month ago

    Picture an economic jester who invests into scalping hockey sticks, only to sell none because the lake never freezes over again.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago

    The dollar is weaker, we must up the austerity tax to hide how badly the dollar is getting hammered.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    Me big strong make economy go boom with stick

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    What a maroon. Auto tariffs are to keep BYD, Geely, and Chery out of the US because they would destroy Tesla. Dairy tariffs were always on the Canadian side and in place to protect Canada from US drug laced dairy, not to block Canadian dairy exports to the US. These actually help the Canadian blockade. Spirits tariff might piss off a few hundred Crown Royal tipplers. Didn't the Supreme Court just rule that Trump's arbitrary tariffs are illegal?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    0/10
    Not billions and billions

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    is this guy freaking dupid or some thing ?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Lookin' for some of that "SCOTUS enforcing its own ruling" "justice" on this one. Not that it's particularly egregious, this seems to be petty tantrum bullshit purposely meant to not matter so no one bothers fighting it, but just because fuck this clown asshole already for fuck's sake

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  • [+] 1 point 1 month ago