Lotsa people don't know this but Ship General Nelson was a top guy in the British navy. After he died - they put him in brandy because he died a long way away from home but they wanted to bury him in England even though he was very, very far way and very, very dead. Maybe after McConnell dies and is very, very dead - they can put him in Kentucky bourbon if that business isn't already dead. Maybe already dead? Why'd it die? When will McConnell be very, very dead. Maybe already?

In his ideal world, Trump would have the same level of power, influence and money, but his constituents would be paedophiles who can recite Pirates of Penzance by memory, but instead he's got paedophiles who are illiterate and paedophiles who identify with Rorschach from Watchmen.