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[-] NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 3 points 13 hours ago

I keep thinking that I'm married, but when I have to drive my wife's car I think maybe this racoon theory makes more sense....

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 56 points 1 day ago

Should have just played along. Free wife.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 53 points 1 day ago

Only for the 30 seconds it takes them to abscond with your trash can.

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago

What'll I do for the other 19 seconds?

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 22 hours ago

I have more than one trash can. She'll be back.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

What a great word. Abscond.

[-] DrBanjo@reddthat.com 8 points 23 hours ago

Idk free raccoon seems better

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 2 points 22 hours ago

Bad news: It's one like the one with the evil grin and steepled hands from the meme.

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 22 hours ago

I think there is definitely a deal to be made, here. A compromise of sorts.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 23 hours ago

From the creators of OctoDad, RacoonWife!

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world -4 points 22 hours ago

Oh wow, I completely forgot about that dumbass game. It's almost worse than Goat Simulator in terms of pointlessness and unplayability.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 21 hours ago

It's a QWOP-like. The controls and "unplayability" are features.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

Man, if Jimothy put that much effort into the garbage heist, just let him get away with it.

[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

He could have just accepted things and have a wonderful life.

[-] alcea@feddit.org 3 points 22 hours ago

haha. those TomNook s get smarter ever day xD

The fact he had to pause for a moment to realize "nope I'm not married"

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2026
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