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War, what is it good for? (thelemmy.club)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49615248

Alt: bluesky screenshot. The text of the post reads: "Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I'm having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival".

The post includes a photo of a woman with glasses wearing a pink t-shirt that says "Anal Bead Tug o' War Champion". She is standing outdoors under a canopy or tent, tilting her head back and drinking out of a large glass bottle of Evan Williams. In the background, other festival attendees and camping equipment are partially visible.

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[-] Syndication@lemmy.today 15 points 10 hours ago

Damn I'm kinda jealous!! If it wasn't so goddamn hot and miserable outside for half the year, then I could totally see myself enjoying this. Alcohol or not, it looks like she is having a fucking blast lol plus rural places have the best BBQ food. Especially the south. You could try dozens of different ribs and sauces there, and I guarantee you won't ever leave disappointed. Probably why the southern states have a higher rate of obesity tho lol

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Damn I’m kinda jealous!!

I thought you were talking about the championship.

[-] Syndication@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

Lmao nooo that's not what I meant at all, but I think it's absolutely hilarious that someone thought I was hyped about the annual Anal Beads Championship this year.

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

This one's in Wisconsin though

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Rural Wisconsin might as well be the south.

[-] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Wisconsin isn't that bad, is it? Maybe they will have good cheese to try. I wouldn't wanna live there being a red state and all, but surely visiting there might be a fun time. Who knows.

Ohhh wait, you probably thought that when I said "southern" I was talking about this event in particular. I was just speaking generally and may have went a little off-topic there. Sorry about that that.

However, I'm sure the BBQ is still good even in states that aren't well known for it. Basically anywhere in rural America will have a bunch of talented old folks making amazing food for festivals like these (and no, im not talking about the anal bead ones here)

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