Military grade equipment being defended by campus cops?

Be a real shame if someone were to reappropriate them

we will never use them

wtf is campus police?

Really burying the lede that this is for campus cops. I thought commiefornia was starting to arm and train the grad students

but someone probably will

'Those antisemitic anti-genocide protestors are imminently about to raid the universities' unsecured armoury, we have to pre-emptively drone-strike their encampment'

Ah, yes, I often spend tons of money on things that I will also never use

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Do you want a student uprising?

i wake up hungover in my dorm room and light a cigarette
10 seconds later my door is blasted apart with a breaching charge
before i can react, a flashbang flies at my face and breaks my front teeth before searing my retinas and popping both my eardrums
i attempt to stand and take thirty 9mm rounds to the torso before my feet touch the floor
as my vision fades, the college swat team tell me that smoking is not permitted on campus property

The fuck?

In your mind you'd think this was security to stop would be school shooters, but, you're wrong, it's actually to fuck up student protestors.

Where do they put them all?

Oh okay then

Ugh ...what about a Zombie apocalypse ? Ever thought of that ?

Ok, Oppenheimer

What?