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[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

Shitville, Shittington renames shitty airport after international pile of shit

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Pedophile airport is a bold decision.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 hours ago

Oh look, another reason to not visit Florida

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 hours ago

At least everyone will know to avoid it now

[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

DeSantis is trying to cozy up to Trump again.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 13 hours ago

florida is a swamp and a toilet, have fun with all those disease carrying mosquitos and invasive species, plus rising ocean levels.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

My favorite past time is traveling to Florida just to flush imported crocodiles and anacondas down Disney toilets.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

Someone should track to see the total decline in usage.

[-] auzy1@lemmy.world 67 points 19 hours ago

Definitely not an insecure narcissist loser.

Most normal people would feel weird about something like this

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 18 points 19 hours ago

I didn't even like flying into Ronald Reagan international the last time I was forced to go to the US

[-] auzy1@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

At least in that case, Ronald Reagan wasn't still president (and it was apparently clinton who approved it). In this case they aren't even waiting for a convicted criminal to stop being president..

It's possible bribery at this point

[-] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 33 points 20 hours ago
[-] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago

Call Sign - PDF

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago

I hope I never have to fly there.

But I try my hardest not to go to Florida at all, and I think I'm doing pretty good so far.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago

the only reason to go there is Disney.

[-] btsax@reddthat.com 1 points 7 hours ago

Someone has never had real Cuban food

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

813 or 727 for a proper Cuban sandwich!

[-] btsax@reddthat.com 1 points 6 hours ago
[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Not worth it imo. The company with all the money in the world doesn't need any more, especially not from me.

[-] deadmyk@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

is this where the cult meets?

[-] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

At least when he is over the airport is easy to rename to Dum International.

this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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