Her: I'm about to end this man whole career.
That cave is shaped like a vagina.
Your word for the day is yonic
I should call her
Oftentimes, many things may resemble a vagina.
Hark! An avocado!
😏
Oh no! I'm also shaped like a vagina.
I'm a school bus driver. A few years ago I was about to switch to a different route, and was riding in the seats with my elementary school kids while the driver who was taking over drove and learned the route. This was towards the end of COVID and I had always worn a mask while driving. The kids said "we've never seen you without a mask. Would you take it off?" I said sure why not and took it off. A second-grade girl said "wow, you're really cute, would you marry me?" The entire rest of the bus, sixty-some kids in perfect unison, went "EWWWWWWW!"
The extra-amusing thing is that I look like David Letterman in his "meth Santa" phase, complete with a foot-long snow-white beard and bald head. I'm still worried about that little girl.
Why that cave look like that?
I think this might be a metaphor for a loose woman seeking purely physical connections.
Makes you want to try your luck with spelunking, amirite? Yeah, I've always had problems with red flags.
No, she could also put you on blast and humiliate you in front of everyone you know.
Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
I hope you're not talking from experience, dude...
It's happened... to my friend of course! Definitely never happened to me, no sir!
I believe that this way, though traumatic, may be better because you have the right to send the bitch to hell, so to speak. That bullshit of "I love you like a friend" is designed to make of you the asshole if you don't take it graciously. When you're more experienced you tend to don't give a flying fuck, but to a young man it can be so destructive...
Stop caring what other people's think and keep shooting your shot is the only solution I've found to this. It sucks but if anybody has any other recommendations, I'm all for it.
As a man on his way to be old (45) and with my more than fair share of adventures with beautiful and no so beautiful women, one of my only regrets in life in not daring to aim higher with women while I was younger. Later on I understood that it pays big time!
As somebody that's a bit younger than you and recently divorced finding myself single for the first time in years, I have the same regrets. I won't make that same mistake again this time around!
That's the spirit, dude. Just wrap your willy and enjoy the ride. Do you have kids?
maybe don’t use “I love you” as your opener
What? And miss the face of horror they make? NEVER!
This is loss.
This isn't so far off from the Greek myth of echo if memory serves.
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