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submitted 23 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

Um, no thanks.

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[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago

Celebrity worship is just so fucking dumb.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Yep. I have never even understood caring who any celebrity is married to or dating beyond a very mild "hmm interesting". Unless it's a piece of shit they're with, in which case I obviously have a diminished opinion of the celebrity (for example: Cheryl Hines). Otherwise why would I give a shit who anyone is with? What I like about the person is the art they make, not some weird romanticized version of their relationship I have in my head.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 19 hours ago

We had a good run.

Oh, who am I kidding.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago
[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 16 points 20 hours ago

The linked conceptual artist, New York City Garbage, sells trash from lots of NYC events, like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest and the NY Liberty Championship Parade. I know I'm weird about Seattle in the Fediverse, but no-one is as weird about their city as a New Yorker.

[-] inari@piefed.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

I love this shit. It's a tax on stupid.

[-] delial@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 22 hours ago
[-] motruck@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

Risky clicky

this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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