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can i level up because i can barely aim this thing

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[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Eat extra beans at camp. If your desperate, you can try dysentery-maxxing to flush your bowels completely.

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

leaving this classic here

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you unlock dysentery during the island stage which helps a lot

edit: wrong game, sorry

[-] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Just wait until you unlock hemerroids

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

IIRC if you play it on low FOV the aim sensitivity gets way better, but I just unlocked the saddlebag that lets you poop while riding as early as possible so I wouldn't have to bother with it anymore.

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I prefer to keep my fart orientation vector as high as I can, but if that's how you like to play it 🤷

[-] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

If it's more difficult then I'll get this one from something that I don't even think of any of them

It's almost much harder to get, or on the bright side. But it's easier to do something to try it to get that's better.

When you take the road I've usually hated the safety and get you to drive them back and pass, which makes it better, or be too lazy to stick the trash in.

this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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