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Nato leaders have informally agreed not to mention the football World Cup to Donald Trump for fear of irritating the US president at a crucial time for the military alliance.

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In the first open acknowledgment of the strategy, the Belgian prime minister, Bart De Wever, told reporters in Ankara he would not be discussing his country’s 4-1 win over the US earlier this week.

Look, can everyone please do their best not to annoy the bumbling pedophile? Thank you - your cooperation is appreciated.

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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 125 points 1 week ago
[-] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

to the point where i actually loled at this post. i hate it

[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago

If they irritate him it might raise his blood pressure and that's bad for someone so fucking old. Do it

[-] fraksken@infosec.pub 19 points 1 week ago

Do it. Do it. Do it!

I double dog dare ya

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[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

Narrowly Avoiding Tantrums Organization

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 week ago
[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago
[-] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 week ago

And they won't mention 12 year old girls as that might get him too excited.

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Why are all the world's leaders kissing his ass? Why doesn't anyone have the balls to tell him no, he's an idiot?

[-] NeilBru@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He is the commander-in-chief of the world's most advanced military and second largest nuclear stockpile on Earth. Despite the United States' economic woes, he also wields great influence over a massive trade partner with the EU.

Until the Europeans can successfully deleverage most of their integration with the United States military and economy, the pragmatic thing to do is only pick fights where it's absolutely necessary.

Personally, for what it's worth, I wouldn't want to cede one millimeter of proverbial ground to what is clearly the worst president of all time. However, I understand the tactical decision being made.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 29 points 1 week ago

Nuclear bombs.

Endless military bases sprinkled around Europe.

The capability for dealing economic damage.

A cabinet of sycophants.

A cult-like following.

[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Why antagonize him while it's much easier to appeal to him and make him sign stupid deals in your favor he wil call victories?

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[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

They all have the same billionaire handlers.

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[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

Ah, yes, appeasement. Why was that never tried before?

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Well you don't hear about all the times it prevented a world war

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[-] tunetardis@piefed.ca 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's Europe. Just switch to another language. Hell, just call it football and he won't know.

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 34 points 1 week ago

Bunch of fucking cowards.

[-] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Pussies. Given the opportunity I'd piss him off every chance I had.

[-] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 week ago

As enticing as that sounds, youre seriously putting peoples lives at risk to do so.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

the world has to learn to do without the US sooner or later. might as well be sooner.

if they're planning on that, then I agree with the play. if they're not planning on that and want to continue with the US in as big a role as previously, then fuck 'em.

of course, I don't know which it is. but it's obviously the right play to make meaningless moves to appease him.

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[-] orenj@leminal.space 23 points 1 week ago

Just bully the fuck out of him until he has another stroke

[-] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Opportunity to do the funniest fucken thing ever, lame.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 21 points 1 week ago

Whiny bitch

[-] Yuccagnocchiyaki@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Stop placating the old bitch

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 points 1 week ago

Some recent reports claimed EU needs about 10 years to become militarily independent from USA. Some other reports claim that Russia is planning on testing NATO in the near future. Most countries realize now they can't rely on USA anymore but not talking about football is small price to pay for keeping the alliance together a little big longer.

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago

Here's the thing, barring a nuclear weapon I think Poland or Finland all by themselves could take Russia and there's no one else really threatening Europe at the moment.

Trump also doesn't respect placation, it just invites him to go harder. What he does respect is popularity and violence. He's cool with Mamdani because the mayor is popular, he's deferential to Putin because Putin projects violence.

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[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

NATO Leader A: Don't mention any of his failures as it would trigger him

NATO Leader B: So we have sit in complete silence then?

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

What a crybaby

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago

Isn't it lovely how headlines are about sports while Europeans are seemingly still committing to the goal of spending five fucking percent of their gdp for their military? Schools, hospitals, universities, railways... all that will suffer for tanks and the headlines are still just about how somebody doesn't mention that ludicrous display last night to some jerk.

[-] Filip785@fedia.io 28 points 1 week ago

While it sucks, Europe has to do it. It's not threatened just by Russia anymore, but by US itself these days

Drumpf is literally every other day threatening to invade Denmark, an EU member for no reason whatsoever. It's quite insane

Also, you never know who Americans could elect next time, or time after that. Maybe someone even more unhinged.

Europe must be able to defend itself

[-] huppakee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Working towards 5% isn't really that stupid for most European countries as long as Russia is spending as much money as it can on weapons. It will only become a waste of money after the implosion of the Russian oligarchy. I am not in favor of spending that much money of things that kill stuff, but it makes total sense to continue doing that for now.

[-] Major_Tsiom@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

No, you need to be able to defend against the United States. They are the biggest world threat right now. The leadership is incompetent, but they have an overwhelming advantage in firepower and are very dangerous.

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[-] Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Because he's a special baby snowflake.

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Why kid gloves with this dumb fucker? Tell him to go pound sand and shove more hamberders down his nasty gullet. You'll do the world a favor.

Oh no he'll call you childish names, shit his diapers, and write drug-fueled unhinged tweets at three in the morning. The tariffs will be on us, the citizens of this shithole, not you. The sooner y'all grow spines the better. Never EVER cave to bullies.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

When babies cry and whine it is very annoying and just disrupts productivity. Therefore people will often alter their behavior when around them to ensure a quiet and productive atmosphere.

[-] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago
[-] ContactClosure@lemmus.org 9 points 1 week ago

Cowards. They should have a giant poster of Stormy with the Belgian team on the wall.

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

The emperor is naked.

[-] RedDoozer@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Pedro Sánchez, Spanish PM, said he had an informal conversation with Trump about soccer and the World Cup.

https://xcancel.com/clashreport/status/2074869832990740508

Trump knows nothing about soccer, so it should have looked like an elevator talk.

[-] motruck@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

If people have to use kid gkoves with you it is because you have the fortitude of a child.

[-] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

You have to protect the Orange Pedo from his failures.

[-] CAVOK@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I think they should be subtle about it.

"Do you want a soda Mr Trump? I have 1-4 you here".

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[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

it's unfortunate the meetings weren't in brussels at nato hq.

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[-] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

doesn't even matter he'll sleep through the whole thing

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[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

No one up set Shitler, the weakest loser on the planet/republicans wet dream

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago

Neville Chamberlain.

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