Oh thank goodness it's made it through the night out there. I hear nature abhors a vacuum

Is it scared of fireworks?

Roomba: “This living room is HUGE!”

This Roomba:

This is why you microchip your roombas people!

I thought roomba was a type of dance

That’s a scooba. Rare obscure product no one bought. It had a water tank and scrubbed your floor while vacuuming up the dirty water.

I don't like the urge to anthropomorphize these small, mobile robots.

"Poor little guy."

These things are increasingly being used to spy on us, not just vacuum cleaners, but the delivery robots, too. They aren't cute, they're intrusive and threatening. I have no sympathy or fuzzy feelings for them. Better to see them for what they are.

To be honest, nature hasn't had a proper clean-up since like forever. It's about time we sent a couple of roomba's around.

My robot vac likes to imagine that there are ghost dimensions behind my couch instead of walls. Maybe it was right and teleported?

If you're cold, he's cold. Please, take your Roomba inside tonight.

It must be so scared :(

One of the touch-and-go? About half a hour battery, bumping into things for navigation, can't be far.

The Brave Little Roomba went looking for the master.

That damn cat always parks their Roomba here lolz