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[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago (2 children)

After all why shouldnt I? Im forklift certified.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You clearly haven't watched your forklift safety video. Warning: blood starts a few minutes in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

forklift safety video

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Handschlag mit Gefahr

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I love this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

“God she’s so pretty”

John Deere tractor sputters oil and backfires

“… so fucking hot”

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Teehee! Why are you so nervous!? You always know how to push my buttons! I want this!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Im Fine....to forklift....probably

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I'd love to wreck some shit with an excavator while slammed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is that a horse with a degree in dentistry or a person that does dental work on horses?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pikachu providing cunnilingus to Kirby is a pretty great profile picture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I always assumed Kirby did all the blowing so I'm as shocked as he is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes. A horse with a degree in dentistry, specializing in working work horses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Ah, just like when Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

If you buckle up and turn the green light on, no one will know that you're drunk!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I'll just drive really slow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And here I am stuck with a tsundere backhoe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I-it’s not like I wanted to hit the fiber line or anything BAKA!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Searching for tractor or other farm equipment lead to interesting results on xvideos.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh brother there's no hiding from the shame of watching someone's daughter ride a backhoe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Oh brother there’s no shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

One should only pick up a chainsaw after you're a six-pack into the day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Horse Dentist