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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

It’s always Subarus, isn’t it?

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[-] jbrjake@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I just saw one earlier this afternoon:

[-] CentauriBeau@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

As a musician I had to pull up Alice Coltrane’s Universal Consciousness and in my opinion (which does not matter) it’s pure cacophony. Every member of the band is in a disharmonic key and the result is painful to listen to. What really hurts is that if you isolate each instrument mentally, they have some talent; but together it literally hurts to listen to… some forms of Jazz I just don’t get. But to each their own 👍

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah I listened to it too. Honestly, if a car behind me was honking, I’d probably think it was part of the piece.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

I've got a Fiat Chinqichento with a 'HONK IF YOU LIKE BLOW JOBS' sticker on it.

I've got no idea how it got there though

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I live in a real landlocked place and those Salt Life stickers really threw me for a loop.

The ones that were popular around here were highly stylized. The "a" was just impossible to make out and I was pretty sure it couldn't be a "u" and heart disease really does kill a lot of people.

It just remained one of life's little mysteries for a while.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago

Are those multiple kill dozer references? Hardcore.

[-] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

The "my other car" in particular cracked me right up!

[-] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 week ago

I have many questions for this lesbian.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago

My kind of people. Lesbians, apparently?

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 19 points 1 week ago

Sick of people idolizing that Killdozer fucker.

[-] bladerunnerspider@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Because he was a deranged asshole, not some kind of folk hero. He blamed all his problems on other people instead of accepting responsibility. Every grievance he had was a result of his own pride, stupidity, and stubbornness.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Because comments must be posted decrying the killdozer so that other mechanically inclined people don't accidentally learn that there are actions one can take outside of holding signs in a group.

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 21 points 1 week ago

Among his targets were a preschool. He wasn't a revolutionary he just wanted to inflict pain on people.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

Not trying to defend the madman, but he killed no one and had a targeted list of people who he felt had wronged him. Your not wrong about the pain part but it wasn't indiscriminate.

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 0 points 1 week ago

I don't think that was from lack of trying.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That is not really how it went down. He had a list of property to destroy.

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 0 points 1 week ago

And then he drove his homemade kildozer through town including a preschool. What part don't you seem to acknowledge?

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The part that he wasn't trying to kill preschoolers that you keep implying. Not sure why you have to try to make him out to be a senseless killer when he didn't actually kill anyone.

I think his worst offense was definitely shooting at law enforcement. I am glad he missed.

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 1 week ago

The only time that it is okay to drive a bulldozer through a preschool and an old folks home is when it is shut down, fenced off, and marked for demolition 2 weeks in advance.

Killdozer didn't care if he killed preschoolers, elderly, or anybody else, the only reason he failed to kill people is because authorities made the correct call in evacuating rather than asking people to stay indoors.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He didn't drive it through a preschool, he took out the library which had children that were evacuated before the building was damaged.

You keep saying he was willing to kill but offer no proof he would have ran over a child if he could have. I think leveling indiscriminate killing on him is fair considering people were in the buildings.

Obviously attempted first degree with the fixed gun mounted on the dozer that was fired at a police officer however unlikely it would have been to hit.

[-] Jela@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago

Where in Portland was this photo taken?

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

cars man...why?

[-] Oka@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago
[-] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago

I see the morons still don’t understand Punisher.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Or science.

Or history.

Or civics.

Or decency.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

MAGA driving a Toyota. Who's gonna tell him?

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Hey it's more American-made than some vehicles from American manufacturers lol

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Ah, I thought that was a Teen Girl Squad sticker at first.

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Let's get ready to look so good!

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

So Subaru's are also the choice car of lesbians across the pond as well?

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

Not always, just not infrequently.

[-] polariscap@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 week ago

Omg I have never seen a Silver Jews lyric bumper sticker 😍 Also have a Subaru Outback this exact color but only distinguishing flair are huge gaping cracks and dents

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I haven't either but it totally fits with the rest of it.

[-] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Hey hey, I drive a civic and have a bunch of quirky bumper stickers. And one of my best buds has an accord with incredible stickers.

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