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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 135 points 1 week ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Rusty trombone Tuesday. I'll miss those.

[-] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 22 points 1 week ago

Rimjob tuesday

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Ah, the ol' Tonguepunch Tuesdays

Time to sit on his face and witness a little enthusiasm?

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 27 points 1 week ago

The law of equivalent exchange

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 week ago

Because you finally let him put it in and he found out how Rumi it was in there

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Wait, who's Rumi and what's he doing in there?

[-] lath@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

I believe that qualifies you as a shit-stirrer.

[-] YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nothing wrong with brown coffee

As long as you brush your teeth anyway

[-] homes@piefed.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When they’ve got a bottle of mouthwash in their nightstand drawer next to the lube…

“oh, how thoughtful”

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

This is good habit anyway.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Where do you spit it into without a sink?

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world -4 points 1 week ago

A good boy/girl just swallows

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I don't think drinking mouthwash is a good thing that being said I do wonder how far off mucus is from semen because I think I could be a swallowing king if it counts

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Y'all ain't tossing salad? You poor bastards, go have a coke binge and eat some butt, live life.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I call cap. His balls should be blocking your eyesight or he’s in doggy and you can’t see his face anyway.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Nothing in the post contradicts what you stated..? Why is eyesight or vision of anyone's face necessary

[-] axiomaticsquid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That was your decision. Deal with it

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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