At least the "United" part is a scam.

Also funny: Bosnia and Herzegovina has almost exactly a 100th of the population of the USA.

3,412,000 vs. 341,784,857

Don't take this the wrong way, I think it's great that you're willing to learn.

I'm just kind of at a loss for words that so many people have apparently never heard of Bosnia and Herzegovina.

Ignorance is nothing to be ashamed about if you're willing to learn

Which is also quite interesting that you haven't heard of that country. The american military has been bombing it in the 90s.

Not gonna have a pleasant read

As a Czech, you already know that but the brief democratic Czecho—Slovak Federation (1989-1992) also had a "Hyphen war" (actually just an argument) where Slovakia was not content with the longest hyphen available and wanted an "and" in the middle, breaking grammatical rules. Greater disagreements later resulted in the countries' peaceful dissolution on New Year's Eve 1992.

UN Peacekeeper forces, respect

There’s nothing in the rulebook against … 22 dogs on the team.

That reminds me of this awesome video

Apparently Dortmund did their own version more recently, and they did it with a whole stadium full of Dortmund supporters present.

Wait until you learn about France! 1,300 islands!