First my uncle runs off with my nose, now this.

Yay! Thank you.

Thank God I'll just pee out my butt

You fool, you have only taken one my decoy penii. The real doinger lies behind increasingly pun-related traps

I’ve always wanted to dabble in cloacism! Thanks kind owl!

Guess I just power piss through the hole now?

Meh...

Gorws a bigger one and walks off

Finally, the long nightmare is over

The cursed penis of Flakes Bongler is gone

I pee through my butt so jokes on you

Gracias

dog ate my homework owl stole my penis

Uh oh, I got your hawg!

you can't keep getting away with it! and by "it" let's just say, "my peanits"

Please do!

Just because I wasn't using it doesn't mean you can just take it!

It's still here ... wait where is it?

they/them pronouns because the penises wish to be referred to collectively

Cool now steal my balls as well

Thank you for your service.