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Stole your penis
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First my uncle runs off with my nose, now this.
Yay! Thank you.
Thank God I'll just pee out my butt
You fool, you have only taken one my decoy penii. The real doinger lies behind increasingly pun-related traps
I’ve always wanted to dabble in cloacism! Thanks kind owl!
Guess I just power piss through the hole now?
Meh...
Gorws a bigger one and walks off
Finally, the long nightmare is over
The cursed penis of Flakes Bongler is gone
I pee through my butt so jokes on you
Gracias 
~~dog ate my homework~~ owl stole my penis
Uh oh, I got your hawg!
you can't keep getting away with it! and by "it" let's just say, "my peanits"
Please do!
Just because I wasn't using it doesn't mean you can just take it! 
Too bad it's mine now and I'm gonna spin it like a helicopter
It's still here ... wait where is it?
they/them pronouns because the penises wish to be referred to collectively
Cool now steal my balls as well
Thank you for your service. 
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2026
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