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[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Hey, it's not the beans' fault that Bri*ish people abuse them in such a horrid way.

[-] Aradino@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Baked beans on toast are good i-think-that

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

:i-am-spartacus:

I Like Baked Beans

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Baked beans aren't good imo but I do believe they are likely improved by being on toast.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Surprisingly good on brown rice too.

[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Beans(derogatory) Beans(complimentary)

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

ah, beans... madeline-sadeline

ah, beans! picard-excited

[-] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I literally just ate baked potato and baked beans. You dont know whats good for you

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

love a good chili baked potato

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of the time I got talking about food at my old job and I mentioned a simple pinto bean soup maybe with a little melted cheese and corn tortillas being legit childhood comfort meal (and what I was going to have when I got home) and my British coworker couldn't get over seeing it as hardcore poverty struggle food.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tortilla soups is fucking fire and I miss it. I'll have to make some soon

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Still not sure what's supposed to be wrong with beanies on toast.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nothing would be wrong if it wasn't baked beanis. You could put beanis of any flavor on toast and you choose baked beanis? Why?

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[-] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

:you-see-how-that's-worse:

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I mean there's definitely a way to make beans work as a dessert, key word dessert

China and Japan and most of Asia love their sweet red bean paste desserts and they're right, those are tasty as hell and go great with tea

the problem with baked beanis starts with it being sweet while still being part of the main meal (which in of itself isn't necessarily a problem, see sweet plantains and how good they go with a plate of rice and beans) but then it's made worse due to the vinegar and the overpowering ketchup flavor

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

make yourself some good boston baked beans with basically just molasses and onions, shit rules

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Is my beanspiration

[-] starik@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You must have forgot to put Haich Pee on em, innit?

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Soft creamy beans on crispy toast is already going to be a nice contrast of texture before we even begin talking about taste.

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago
[-] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.

The more you eat, the more you toot.

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So eat your beans with every meal!

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I thought I hated beans as a teen because the only exposure I had was baked beans. 😞

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

A genuine tragedy. Beanis is the best thing to ever happen to my diet

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Discovering I could put beans in the air fryer changed everything for me.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Airfried beanis is a new idea for me 😳

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

They're so good! 200C for 10 minutes, some salt and oil, and they split open and become a little crispy. My favorites to airfry are garbanzos, I'll season them and eat them by the handful lol

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh fuck, I have some black chickpeas that just finished soaking. I normally roast them but they get quite dry as they cool. Is this still an issue when airfried?

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If they're the kind of bean that tend to dry out then they'll get hard and crunchy. Like, hard pretzel pieces.

I'd go for a boil first before airfrying rather than just going from soak to fry, though.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah fs, fully intended to boil them lol

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

This is great! I've got a ton of cans of edamame beans which are soggy and gross when canned, but this sounds like the ideal fix for them!

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

What about Beans (Brazilian food)? Maybe even beans (latin American food)

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There are beanis in almost every cuisine really. It would take too long to compare them all and defeat the purpose. Regardless, Beanis (British food) is certainly near the bottom.

Imo, the hierarchy of beanis is unknowable to mere mortals

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Rating every country by their beans

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cuban black beans are by far my favorite beanis holy shit. I NEED to make those again

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Baked beans are only good if they're so hot that you can't taste them. As soon as they cool down to "warm" they're inedible.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Idk, I really enjoy simple beans in tomato sauce

[-] Lurkerino@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I always love my grandmas beanis stew in winter

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Both are good but after years of heinz I was amazed how good refried beans are, i'm yet to try yankee bbq ones

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Not personally a fan of the yankee bbq ones because they are wayyyy too sweet. Most people seem to love them though

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

yanks and there HFCS smh

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I can't in good conscience upbear this. British beans are yummy

[-] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Stew beans in tomato sauce!!! I also like a sweet sauce mixed in

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