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[–] 69 points 3 months ago

Oh well it's worth it then.

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  • [–] 61 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I really wish these people would just go home and lay down. Like, if my health was turning to shit the last place I’d wanna be is around a bunch of ghouls in congress. We really need term limits.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Right? I keep wondering what the fuck keeps them going? Buy a small remote castle and go eat at a local restaurant for your remaining days ffs.

    But noooo we gotta keep screwing people over. Absolute madness.

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    [–] 49 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Oh nice, he's been hospitalized for 9 days and counting.

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    I know we're talking about the worst of the worst, but does anyone really deserve an eternity with Mitch McConnell?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Satan does. Lil' biches deserve eachother

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Right. As if satan is as bad as ol mitch.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    I think Satan just makes people pull various types of barbed wire through their urethras. On their birthdays there’s a whole pop goes the weasel song, where large beach umbrellas are pulled out by a stage magician. Everyone thinks they’ll be lucky, but they never are and ultimately one always opens, still stuck inside.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Look the last thing we need is any additional heat sources, but for this specific scenario I'll make an exception.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    He's still in office, can't think, can't walk, can't talk... but he can vote.

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    I hope he knows how little we care about his health and are actively hoping for the worst

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    It's times like this that I wish I were a believer, so I could feel the satisfaction of imagining people like Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, McConnell, and others, being dragged down in terror to meet the punishment they've earned. The schadenfreude would be delicious.

    Unfortunately, I can only be pleased that they're finally gone.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    On America’s bday weekend..!!!

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Even hell doesn't want him, it's the only reason why he's managed to live this long despite looking like a corpse.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    He'll be dead before the end of the year

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Nobody has seen him since he was found unresponsive, he's probably already dead

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Eh, a 3 week hospital stay post cardiac arrest heart attack (misremembered what I read) isn't common, but it's not unusual either. He's 110% in a sorry state but he's receiving the best healthcare america has to offer. I wouldn't be so quick to call it yet

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago
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    Why are people still holding him up to waddle around in full business attire?? Does the man have no other sense of purpose in life & refuses to retire? Would it be more difficult for him to lay in bed & relax than it would be to waste taxpayer money on people holding him up like a marionette puppet??

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    [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I wonder who would vote for this senile fuck that isn't able to speak, walk or think.

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    [–] 6 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    I haven't drank any alcohol in almost two months. I wonder if he dies I should break my booze fast for a binge celebrating that motherfucker's demise.

    God so many assholes... I keep loosing track of them all.

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    [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Hunh. I thought hell was exothermic, though. 🫠

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Holy shit, he looks awful. If that isn't critical decline, I dunno what is.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Man, don't get my hopes up like that!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    hey! no! fuck that! send him to heaven with all the other boring people. hell is where the cool folk go.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    You win the internet today

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