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I did my first nude painting the other day... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The neighbors weren't happy but the front door looks great....

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[-] ShredderFeeder@shredderfood.net 19 points 1 month ago

Ok, that got a serious LOL out of me today... ;-)

[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Sorry I'm late, was super busy at work today.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Thanks for still showing up.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

https://instantrimshot.com/

[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Risky click of the day

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Instant rimshot? They've been there for ages

[-] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Good way to avoid getting paint on your clothes. 👍

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

But not your privates.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

they got promoted to corporals so i can't boss them around as much.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

This comes go now and again as an alleged controversy. Sometimes murder happens. Please don't murder your neighbors.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Well you're not invited to Crowfest

this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2026
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