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The neighbors weren't happy but the front door looks great....

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Good way to avoid getting paint on your clothes. 👍

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

But not your privates.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

they got promoted to corporals so i can't boss them around as much.

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