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[-] PromKingJosh@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 163 points 2 weeks ago

Friends this is clearly satire

[-] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 weeks ago

according to the comments it's actually real 💀💀💀

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 76 points 2 weeks ago

This community couldn't detect satire if it was named Ken M and fucking their wife.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

"Mountains get so big cuz they have no natural predators"

  • Ken M
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[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I seem to be better than most here but I've noticed it too. Same with noticing AI writing, people seem to be awful at it.

It's like a severe form of autism for autism. Double autism? Because a lot of my friends (and me) are on the spectrum and can detect AI writing or satire but Lemmy seems to be uniquely inept at it.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

How do you know how good you are at "noticing AI writing"? Do you have some way of verifying whether something was written by AI?

[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I use AI roughly 6 hours a day or more and have probably read tens of thousands of replies from them, so I know exactly what it sounds like and what it's voice looks like unless you prompt it heavily to avoid LLMisms. I've always scored extremely high on reading comprehension (which helps but isn't predictive) and studies recently have found some people are uncannily good at detecting AI writing in double blind trials.

I've also called things out on AI and later on turned out to be right. It happens a lot... That's why.

It's like being able to recognize your friend's distinctive writing despite them using an alt account, or a different username on a site you just joined. You know it's them somehow.

Most people using AI to write for them don't know how to prompt it to sound human (where it gets to be indistinguishable from a real person) so their posts are full of "it's not X it's Y", perfect pacing, no stumbling or awkwardness, perfect punctuation, zingy aphorisms and slogans. Each of those in isolation isn't an AI tell it's all of them and more. I don't know how to properly describe what I'm detecting. Real human writing tends to be more stilted and awkward while AI writing just flows like an experienced writer.

For example, I had Claude rewrite my comment to demonstrate (Claude below.) A lot of people on Lemmy can't tell the difference (I know that for a fact because when I point out something is AI and someone goes "Nuh-uh!" I exclusively argue with them using Claude hahahaha)

There's a reason some people are better at this than others. Recent studies have found that certain individuals are genuinely uncanny at detecting AI writing in double-blind trials — it's not universal, but it's real and it's measurable. High reading comprehension correlates with it, though it's not purely predictive. I've been using AI tools heavily for years. Thousands of interactions, wide range of voices and contexts. At some point it stops being analysis and starts being recognition — the same way you can identify a friend's writing style on an anonymous account before you have any proof. Something in the cadence gives it away before you can articulate what. What I'm detecting isn't any single element. It's the constellation. Perfect pacing. No stumbling. Aphorisms that land exactly as intended. Punctuation that never slips. The "it's not X, it's Y" construction. Each one in isolation means nothing. All of them together, in the same piece of writing, with no rough edges anywhere — that's a pattern. Most people using AI to write for them aren't prompting it carefully enough to eliminate these markers. They don't know which ones to suppress. So the tells accumulate. I've flagged things as AI before and been vindicated later. Not once or twice. Repeatedly. At some point that track record becomes its own kind of evidence.

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[-] yakko@feddit.uk 27 points 2 weeks ago

Agreed. If he's not joking, I lack the software dependencies to operate in this reality

[-] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago

This is 2026. Poe's Law has never been more relevant.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 136 points 2 weeks ago

It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?

[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 74 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

LinkedIn changed my life.

While everyone else is worried about "work-life balance," I chose work-work balance.

I wake up at 3:47 AM.

Ice bath.

Meditation.

Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.

Reply "Great point!" to 73 executive posts.

Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.

By 8:00 AM I've already delivered more value than most people do in a week.

People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.

The answer is simple: I don't ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.

Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.

A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.

Those people are employees.

I'm an asset.

My goal isn't just to go above and beyond.

I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss's cock, because if you're not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?

.#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 weeks ago

People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.

The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.

Don't forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.

[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago

And their mom works in HR

[-] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't change the 12-hour-cock-suck

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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

There needs to be a word for this kind of writing. The rhythm of it is so strangely unique to these LinkedIn freaks

[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

You really aren't on that grindset if you have time to fuck your wife. True leadership is about delegating these sort of tasks so you can free up your full potential.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 2 weeks ago

His wife is literally a Karen. Going to a fitness "booty" camp over the long weekend with her personal trainer.

I really hope this is satire.

[-] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

His wife is about to get some booty, to be sure.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

These days nothing is too crazy to be real.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Obvious satire of a real story.

[-] iatenine@piefed.social 52 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think Gerogio is getting enough credit for also working through the weekend

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's hard being a working stiff, but Giorgio is always up to the task

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Gerogio is the real rise and grind bro here.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago

writes "Protect the World from Climate Change" on the whiteboard

nods

Progress.

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[-] Janx@piefed.social 37 points 2 weeks ago

I'd cheat on this dude too. "Walks the talk"!? You fucking psycho...

[-] bampop@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"No fireworks for Karen either"

doubt

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sparks, though.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago

Oh there will be fireworks alright.

Endless bangs

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Just imagine how sore she will be after that weekend

We salute you, Karen! 🫡

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

This is 100% REAL. Not sure if you can see it if you're not logged in or a member, but it's legit.

LinkedIn Post

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago

Def a continual joke poster

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago

Confirmed. The dude is a legitimate shitposter and has a particular gripe against toxic hustle culture.

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[-] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

Satire or not?

At first, I thought it was seething with satire. Rich wife having an affair with trainer while her husband is married to his work.

And then you see something like 3x founder. WTF is that. So I go to the website think it'll be a joke website like Passive Income guy. Nope!

This shit is real. And this dude is the CEO.

[-] vane@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I looked up his profile and all his posts are satire.

[-] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

I tried to follow a link someone provided, but they wanted me to log in. Good for him doing the satire. Odd that he flaunts being a founder.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

That might also be part of the satire

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[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Rise and grind. On my wife.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

If it is sincere, watch them deny everything, then realize the truth in ~6 months.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

The Advil bottle is a nice touch

[-] dontbanmebro@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

This can't be real. Cuck energy.

[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

Idk if it’s satire but the company website exists and this guy is listed as the founder https://rockroserisk.com/about

RIP to him if he posted this in seriousness

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

More than energy, dude is posting on LinkedIn about getting cucked

[-] velma@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Joke's on us, telling everyone he's a cuck is his kink.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I hope this is real

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