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Snickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.
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Oh hey everyone! Look at meee! Totally not the false face of a faceless corporation, run by several people paid to get your attention here to say I AM IN ON IT! Let me just insult you to get attention, and act like a doomer for the shock factor so people spread it on the social mediums [like they are now]. Let me mock your struggles and beliefs just for the sake of a simple adver-- won't you p-p-please buy my product? Just a little more consumption will totally fill the void in your heart!
Naaaah, fuck off you craven rats
Or, in more succinct terms:
SILENCE, BRAND.
do we have to post corporate tweets on lemmy
i'm not gonna go to xwitter to check, but it reads like a fake one to me.. and even the marketing intern that probably types out their social media posts would know that SNICKERS is a ®egistered trademark
Plus the phrase is "Grab a SNICKERS."
I'm tired of these unrealistic corporate stereotypes.
I mean, 35? I'm already into my 40's with all the same issues and fears...
Snickers - With all of these other problems, you'll barely notice the diabetes.
It's like when 7-Up did the 'make 7-up yours' campaign and people thought it was funny despite it basically telling them that 7-Up's feelings towards them are "fuck you."
The message speaks well of my situation, but that doesn't mean I'll buy a fucking Sneakers™ like a mindless consumer drone. FUCK™ YOU™ BRAND™
Motherfucking brand, you literally just underlined everything that's wrong with the world you and your ilk created, answer me honestly: Do you think a fucking snickers is going to solve that shit? Two, even, I'm feeling sporting here.
God damn this is as relatable as nihilist arbys
This sounds like an ad from Nightvale
Thank god I'm from Eastern Europe and I don't have a college debt. CRIES WHERE IS MY SNICKERS™?!
Yeah, you don't get our mass-produced chocolate, you get handmade better chocolate. You bastard!
That's not really what eastern Europe is famous for
What do you mean inevitable
Serious answer: With the climate crisis some areas in the world will become impossible to live in (look up wet bulb temperature). Now you have a massive amount of refugees who want to go somewhere else, if necessary by force.
When there's suddenly millions of people pushing against country borders all it takes is a few shots and you have a war.
Ah, inevitable additional wars, separate from the many ongoing wars all over the planet
Not just high wet bulb temperatures, but also severe disruption to fresh water and shifting rainfall pattern. What used to be consistent patterns in nature that prevented droughts might change due to the changing climate. An example of this is mountains becoming ice-free, making them stop releasing fresh water throughout the year as the ice melts.
Snickers gonna start some shit
I'm 100℅ with them.
I'm down to invade Nestle at any moment.
Bruh, I'm 21 and that's my situation... God damnit
Good news you have another 14 years guaranteed. Bad news it wont get better during that time
I'm 36, have no college debt, own a house and have no desire to have children. But sure, I'll take a Snickers.
how did you get a house???
Bought it
I'm 29 and often feel like this, but I've learned that mindfulness goes a long way and I highly recommend practicing it
Not going anywhere for a while? Or ever?
SNICKERS™ makes everything better. Its the new coke™.