If he’s so liberal, how come his burrito is on the right, hmm?

I can explain. The kid ordered everything on theirs, the parent ordered nothing but meat, rice, sour cream, cheese, and extra victim complex.

"visibly liberal" == no hat?

That's a burrito? From the opened bit, I thought it was a big russet potato.

Clearly Chipotle thought your liberal son can handle more meat than you.

Left just got a meat burrito, right actually asked for stuff?

I know this is a shitpost, but here's the explanation: you can't force people to like you.

You may get off on power trips going to businesses where people aren't allowed to deny you service or return bad attitude in kind, but everywhere else you're a $1000/hour with a forty hour minimum payment in advance work starts after the check clears kind of guy.

"Visibly liberal", AKA: younger, healthier weight, healthier skin, doesn't look like a leather bag that was forgotten in the sun?

As a queer liberal millennial and a professional carpenter who may present very clearly either way depending on context, I would like to point out that the cops also do this but the other way around. You win some, you lose some.

Explained: Fascist is a lower class.

if i knew purple hair meant bigger burrito, i would had dyed already

Went to Chipotle with my wife a few years back (I dont really care for it, pretty bland) and this is the same sort of disparity between mine (left) and hers (right). Also I'm considerably more left than she is, for what that is worth.

Those look more like potatoes than burritos

Damn I want a burrito now

Edit: unexpectedly delightful news. Costco now has low-carb burritos (regular burritos mess up my diabeetus) that are actually pretty decent. Mission accomplished.

care to explain?

Yeah. You should eat it.

Don’t you tell them exactly what to put in your burrito?

is that a rock?

The burrito artist took pity on your fat ass.

They figured you had chugged so much dick lately that you didn't have as much room.

Nothing to do with politics mate they just thought you were fat