Programmer Humor

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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

In ever system I architect there is inevitability a MAT Daemon prominently used.

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[–] genzboomer@lemmy.zip [S] 4 points 2 months ago

Oh man. Missed opportunity! I'll do that on my next mug!

S(😀) 2>&1 &

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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 33 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Array Damon? Vector Damon? I don't get it.

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[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I would say JSON Bourne but every member within the curlys needs to be a key value pair, so this isn't JSON.

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[–] genzboomer@lemmy.zip [S] 11 points 2 months ago

He was always very forgetful, Mr. Bourne... and well spotted! 😉

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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Yeah, {} should be [] so it would look something like this:

[""]

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago*

Could double entendre it and do

[["😃", 0],
 [0, "😃"]]

For a JSON Bourne Identity

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[–] loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

Technically an empty array [] is valid JSON...so...

Proof:

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[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

["🙂"] and [] and "🙂" are valid, but anything within {} needs to be a key value pair.

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[–] loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

I genuinely saw [] and not {}...

Maybe I do need to schedule that eye exam.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Termux

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Jake Weary was better

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[–] python@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Me neither, but I bet it's still valid JS syntax

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Yes. In JavaScript, Objects without explicit keys will use the value as the key. At least that’s how it works in Chrome devtools output. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

This is insane, but ultimately, FAR from the most insane thing JavaScript has done to me this week, so I'll let it slide.

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[–] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Json Bourne

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Jsus Christ its Json Brne!

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[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago*

Sudo systemctl restart mattd.service

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No, you're thinking of this guy:

Image of Jesus Christ. Hah, sorry, it's actually Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi, looking weirdly similar to common depictions of Jesus.

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[–] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Hello there!

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago

That's a swede or something.

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[–] HeyLow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

It's Jason Bourne

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[–] Tamahagane@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

I'm

[–] genzboomer@lemmy.zip [S] 1 point 2 months ago

You're?

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[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago

Now also print one onto a shell.

[–] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm out of the loop. Who is this?

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Matt Damon

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Matt Damon

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

MHAT DHAAAAMAAAN

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[–] Quibblekrust 1 point 2 months ago

Matt Demon

[+] genzboomer@lemmy.zip [S] 1 point 2 months ago

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