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[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 weeks ago

I would say JSON Bourne but every member within the curlys needs to be a key value pair, so this isn't JSON.

[-] genzboomer@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

He was always very forgetful, Mr. Bourne... and well spotted! 😉

[-] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, {} should be [] so it would look something like this:

[""]

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Could double entendre it and do

[["😃", 0],
 [0, "😃"]]

For a JSON Bourne Identity

[-] loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Technically an empty array [] is valid JSON...so...

Proof:

[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

["🙂"] and [] and "🙂" are valid, but anything within {} needs to be a key value pair.

[-] loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

I genuinely saw [] and not {}...

Maybe I do need to schedule that eye exam.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Termux

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Jake Weary was better

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