I am guessing the width and height of the video file are quite large. If you plop it down to a size suitable for gif, say maybe 400px width, you'll see a massive drop in filesize.

Ok. I'll start:

1. She has some cracking norks.

Watching all of your heroes die.

We usually just limit the number of friends we invite to match the number of cups we own.

For example, I don't own any cups.

Turning off ipv6 is always the answer.

Death by Snu Snu!

You're?

Oh man. Missed opportunity! I'll do that on my next mug!

S(😀) 2>&1 &

He was always very forgetful, Mr. Bourne... and well spotted! 😉

Looks like he didn't eat his vege-tab-les.

For the hard of thinking- this is a joke. RIP Bobby.