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[–] 125 points 3 months ago (9 children)

I still remember how a colleague told me we should do X.

I was bamboozeled and baffled by it because X was literally what it said on the flask of the chemical what you shoulf not do under any circumstances.

His explanation as to why we should was, quote "I mean I know its strange, but Copilot told me it is okay and would be fine"

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  • [–] 97 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    "well, you're the expert. I'll be behind this sealed barrier while you kill yourself"

    Disclaimer: don't do this. Letting your coworkers die is morally bad, and probably illegal.

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  • [–] 71 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Even worse, it involves a lot of paperwork.

    What you do is send an official complaint straight to the legal office who will lose their shit at that

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    When the boss pulls this on you and you ask for it in writing only to tell them: "I'm still not going to do it but now I have a written instruction from you to do something suicidally reckless”

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  • [–] 88 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    If I wanted to know what a chatbot says, I would have asked it myself.

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  • [–] 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

    A couple days ago I heard the horrifying sentence "I asked chatgpt to generate a secure password for the laptops" from someone returning a cart full of laptops they borrowed. Does your browser not have a built in password generator? Does your password manager not have a built in password generator? Could you not find a single password generator online?

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  • [–] 54 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    And of course not only is that unnecessary, but insecure since your password is immediately in the chatgpt logs

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  • [–] 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    And it's not even a random or strong password! LLMs can't randomly generate 'em

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I asked ChatGPT (I use a third-party frontend, so I don't have a paid subscription. API prices mean they probably got paid like one cent for this, if that.) "Generate a list of 10 secure passwords." like 5 times and it regularly re-used the words Saffron, Comet, Marigold, Harbor, Lynx, and Cobalt multiple times across all of them, sometimes even inside the same list.

    There was also a theme of using names for animals and natural geographic/geological features.

    Oh, and for one of the passwords it genuinely just said "raven" and nothing else 😭

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    [–] 59 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Ugh. I once heard someone say "I did a chat" as slang for "asking ChatGPT". It was a software vendor on a call regarding compatibility with our existing systems. We had concerns it wasn't. They insisted it was, because they "did a chat" and ChatGPT said it was.

    It wasn't.

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  • [–] 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    what about "chatgpt says copy paste of LLM output"?

    might as well be a fucking bot

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    [–] 47 points 3 months ago

    I can barely use the internet anymore. I have to filter by date to get results from before 2024. Otherwise all the results are obvious AI trash.

    When I tried to look up information about storing film negatives. Pretty obscure niche topic these days. The top pre-2024 result was from a well respected national archive, good informative page written by experts in the field.

    By contrast, the current day results were an endless sea of random websites who all by sheer coincidence decided to start writing about film archival in the year 2025.

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  • [–] 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Don't ask chatgpt, I can tell you bullshit too and I'm beautiful

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    [–] 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

    by now, saying "i did a search" and actually having done a search and found stuff AND shared the link feels like a "good skill to have" again.

    my brother (14 y/ooooo sooooooo skibidi) uses mister gpt for all web searching which sucks big time. whenever he does use a real life search engine, hes surprised by the amount of stuff he finds by now.

    EDIT: fixed some typos...

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    It would be a "good skill to have" if they haven't actively been making search engines worse, so they can make AI look better.

    How the fuck could AskJeeves from 20 years ago work better than search engines of today?

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago*

    It’s not just them, it’s the SEO spam gaming the system.

    AskJeeves would be utterly horrendous today because the web of its time is no longer feasible.


    And who is the center cog of this ad-driven SEO apocalypse? Who runs basically all web advertising?

    Well… Google, of course.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    i believe search engines have been degrading prior to the LMs but might be misremembering...

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    [–] 36 points 3 months ago* (10 children)

    Eh.

    It’s in the same ballpark as “my buddy said this while we were high” or “my uncle posted this on Facebook” or “I saw this YouTube video…”

    It turns out people, on average, have horrible information hygiene and little incentive to consider this. ChatGPT just made Facebook Uncle Facts more personalized and accessible, unfortunately.

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    [–] 34 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    I work in municipal development, and we have people trying to turn in building plans designed by AI. And the AI even puts in real-looking Engineering and Architectural seals. I really don't love that I have to verify seals these days.

    Our team is made up of hyper-vigilant bureaucrats, but lots of cites have worn out people who stopped caring if it looked mostly right, and people are going to die when buildings start collapsing.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    AI is not trustworthy. A friend of mine literally put Warhammer 40,000's rules and codexes into an AI so we could ask it questions and use it as a fast check rules tool.

    It gets shit wrong a bunch.

    So if the fucking thing can't do a simple data-check on a 60 page document regarding a fucking boardgame, how the hell is it supposed to do 'real' things?

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    That sentence is a self-issued Certificate Of Stupidity.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    I wish i could tell these people my honest thoughts about their idiocy but that would cause... issues...

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    I got a promotion for saying my thoughts and bringing receipts/studies. Turns out my promotion was so I could play devil’s advocate so the AI teams could make their processes and models’ messaging stronger against criticism. Anyone hiring?

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    [–] 22 points 3 months ago

    "i asked chatgpt to calculate..."

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Being accused of using ChatGPT for the crime of knowing how to properly use em dashes is far more infuriating.

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    [+] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 18 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I asked chatGPT to fuck off

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    [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    Off topic: If said in french "ChatGPT" translates back to "Cat, I farted" - you're welcome

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    I had an Uber passenger that straight up said,"well I asked grok about restaurants around here..."

    Like no infuriation, as much as pity.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm increasingly seeing this used as a disclaimer, as in, "don't trust what I'm about to say; I went with the source that's 90% useless because when I Googled it the search results were 100% useless".

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    [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    "I ask ChatGPT" is the "I consulted the Oracle of Delphi" of our time.

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