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[-] [email protected] 78 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Mentally he's a twelve year old nazi sympathizer incel with a god complex that has too much money.

[-] [email protected] 73 points 2 years ago

Watashi Wa xXxDaRk_nItExXx on these forums, you wish to duel me?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

It would explain the x names for his kids

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

He peaked in the 90s, like most of the techbro ruling class, so he never wants to leave.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Does he look like Ben Shapiro to anyone else or am I losing it?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

I've seen people say it's a young Ben Shapiro too

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

i thought this is shapiro

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

That's nodachi, historically very rare sword which was not used widely because it was designed for the footsoldiers to fight back cavalry charge - something which spear was way better at and the nodachi was so expensive (because the blade lenght it was very hard to forge) no footsoldier was able to afford that. Also almost nobody used it for dueling because it was too unwieldy.

Smh those nerds are surprisingy bad at nerding.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

My favorite part is the mismatched shoes.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

I once read this statistic how over the entire 17th century, at least 40,000 french noblemen killed each other in pointless duels.

Can we bring that back please?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Give them all swords and gossip about what the others say behind their backs.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

how is this guy suck a fucking loser

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

It really is incredible.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies.

Yeah, it's called Sharpeville

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When a billionaire apartheid prince is trying to "ironically" joke about killing people while already being indirectly responsible for the deaths of a lot of people. marx-joker

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

The Aristocrats, but it's just these freaks

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Didn't this guy chicken out of fight with a nerd? Real scared.

Source: Am a nerd, but not that nerd.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

The Zucc would have fucking demolished him. sicko-wistful

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

i hate them both but zucc would have permanently injured him. would have hit him in his head and he'd be punch drunk the rest of his life.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Elon listening to Many Men as he secludes himself in his penthouse after his net worth goes down by ten dollars

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There are actually many graveyards filled with people Elon killed, but the weapon he wielded was poverty, exploitation and pollution, not sword.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Please leave your bodyguards behind then coward

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

we're gonna need a bigger gulag

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Holy shit, can you link to the picture tweet as well, or the bitter mirror? I need to see this but I’m sure as shit not making a Xitter account.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

While you were doing drugs, I studied the blade

While you were engaged in premarital sex, I practiced the blade.

While you spent months at the gym for the sake of vanity, I used the blade

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at your door, you’re all unprepared. Except for me. For I studied the blade.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Gonna bring back neckbeard memes specifically for Elon musk

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

just like me fr

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Someone needs to shut the cuck up!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Fucking hell im glad i went through my cringe years during shitty low bandwidth dialup internet and phone cameras that looked vaguely like actual pictures.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

My eyes have just completed a thousand revolutions and have detached from their sockets

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

At the same time he went after the guy tracking his private jet flights on twitter.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Stiff stance stevey

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