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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

It's called eau de fox.

Majestic indeed. :)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

This guy fox.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Foxes smell bad enough all on their own, fox diarrhea has to be on a whole nother level

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Is this what the French mean by eau de “toilette?”

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Majestically causing everyone to dry heave during the car ride home, even with all the windows rolled down .

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Dogs love to roll in gross shit.

Apparently, it’s some instinctual behavior. They roll in something smelly and gross to help mask their scent which gives them an advantage when hunting.

My dog prefers to roll in dead things. Dead birds are her favorite. Always a pleasant ride home after that.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Sorry for tagging a disgusting story to your post … but: Friend’s dog, off leash in the big city part found, rolled in and ate poo it found. Turns out it was a homeless man’s who was a drug addict. Dog started to OD. He carried to poo covered do to his car for a run to the vet but the dog vomited all over his back seat. Happy for his dog’s health but stuck cleaning homeless poo dog vomit out of his car. Again, really sorry!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Vomitted up homeless man drug-infested poop has gotta be some new sort of grossness record.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Jesus...

I could totally see my idiot dog doing this.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I think my face just made a brand new expression. Thanks for sharing!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Think about the smell

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Well you did apologize in advance and warn me so that's on me I guess.

Ee

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That’s a story

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

What's it been, like 40,000 years of turning wolf into an empathetic, protective companion able to read our facial expressions, bond with us socially, work with us, love us, guard our babies... but we never managed to get rid of the "roll in shit" instinct. Darn fluffy goofballs.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Always a pheasant ride home after that.

FTFY

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

My highly trained service dog loves to roll in horse/cow/donkey poop.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

She is beauty, she is grace, fox poop smeared across her face...

Very majestic. Something my dog would do.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I am become the trickster musk of a thousand generations of fox ... poo."

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Beautiful stinky baby

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

We've all been there. And some of us even got the urge to "go" in the nature ourselves with our beloved dog running around....

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I once tossed some really old eggs out into my backyard just to see what would happen to them.

Turns out its my dog rolling in it a couple of days later because stank

this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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