So the twitter post isn’t being as hyperbolic as you’d think; this dude looks straight up like a Dick Tracy villain:

I also found the company’s website that advertises up front their “NanoBubble Ozone Technology” which explains where the Trump administration was getting that “advanced nanobubble” copy from.

And yes, he’s got a criminal record:

The father of State Sen. Capri Cafaro pleaded guilty Wednesday to skirting campaign finance law during his daughter's unsuccessful run for Congress in 2004 and spent the rest of St. Patrick's Day in jail.

John Cafaro admitted making a $10,000 loan to a campaign official without revealing it to the committee responsible for reporting donations to the Federal Election Commission.

“Ayyyy whattaya mean it’s a crime fo’ a father to help his little princess out? This is ”

Wait, this seriously isn't a dude who got caught at a costume party as Paul Bearer?

This is very NY/NJ coded. It's also Trump's original base. Regional "SMBs" just fucking scamming and exchanging graft. Mob wannabes with some actual modern mobsters who larp as old gangsters from 60 years ago. These are one faction of the bourgeois that despised the bigger global capital factions. Trump's innovation is being the glue between these guys and the Peter Thiels of the world, the globalist illumanti finance guys who would normally buy up this company and strip it for parts.

My at The Onion just can't get a break.