but because i deliver only fresh slop: https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2026/06/17/trump-hired-ohio-company-clear-reflecting-pool-algae-green-water/90591086007/
https://nitter.net/KlonnyPin_Gosch/status/2067988708733923747
(this is in reference to algae bloom in some important pool of seppoland which made it green)
incidentally, fluorescein is very green and was used for pilot rescue in ww2 in oceans
So the twitter post isn’t being as hyperbolic as you’d think; this dude looks straight up like a Dick Tracy villain:
I also found the company’s website that advertises up front their “NanoBubble Ozone Technology” which explains where the Trump administration was getting that “advanced nanobubble” copy from.
And yes, he’s got a criminal record:
The father of State Sen. Capri Cafaro pleaded guilty Wednesday to skirting campaign finance law during his daughter's unsuccessful run for Congress in 2004 and spent the rest of St. Patrick's Day in jail.
John Cafaro admitted making a $10,000 loan to a campaign official without revealing it to the committee responsible for reporting donations to the Federal Election Commission.
“Ayyyy whattaya mean it’s a crime fo’ a father to help his little princess out? This is 
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